I lied to my girlfriend and told her I had to go out of town for work when actually I just took the days off and took a road trip with a buddy. We got a couple of hotel rooms and went looking for women. Unfortunately, he scored and I didn’t, but I got to watch some sports and drink some beers.
Don’t get me wrong, I am glad my buddy got laid but the trip would have been better if I hooked up. The worst part was having to make up all these stories about the work thing. Thank God no one called from work or anything.
I am ready to break up anyway.
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You know she doesn’t care. Your just amusement, no substance.
You sound like a grade a asshole anyway. Do her a favor and break up with her so she can find someone better.
LoL by gf, he means mom, and by break up, he means break down. What a beta.