My roommate is a dipshit. When it’s his turn to buy groceries forthe week, what does he get? Chocolate sauce. Garlic cheese toast. Cherry jam at six bucks a jar– when we have TWO unopened jars from the last time he went shopping. I swear to you we have every f****** condiment ever invented. And no food to put it on. Oh, and of course he bought one of those scented wax cube melting pot thingys. Because that’s important to have. F****** fat and STUPID. Who in the f*** buys a jar of mayonnaise every time they go shopping. Stupid fat slobby b******. Useless!