I paid $2500 for an illegally-obtained bonobo monkey. It was delivered to my house last week. After much thought I realized I couldn't wait to fuck that

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I paid $2500 for an illegally-obtained bonobo monkey. It was delivered to my house last week. After much thought I realized I couldn’t wait to f*** that monkey. I drugged the animal with muscle relaxants, got naked and placed it in the “small package” s***** position. I came deep inside the ape. Afterwards the monkey slept it off and I later rewarded him with some carrots.

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THE UNNOFFICEL GÜTERSLOH TRAVEL GIUDE 2026!

-Gütersloh Weihnachtsmarkt in December.
-Friday night techno parties at Stadt hotel Gütersloh
-Porta Möbel Car meets every Saturday night.
-Burger King Gütersloh car meets every Friday Night.
-Drinking beer outside the Rathaus (cityhall) on weekdays.
-meet technohookers from Berliner Straße.
-Visit your aunt in Spexard GT, she’ll bake you apple pie.
-Get a tattoo at one of the tattoo studios that’s never fucken open.
-Listen to techno in the park with the local retards at 1am nightly.
-Sit in the Gütersloh biblothek (library) and watch the homeless people pretend to read.
-Subway isn’t open anymore, FUCKK!
-pick up girls at mcdonald’s.
-see a movie alone at filmwerk.
-see a black and white movie at bambi kino.
-go to rewe
-go to aldi
-go to dm
-smoke in the park

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Once again Julie Martz likes to copy and paste her pathetic lies. oh by the way Sheetz is no longer on Washington St in Hagerstown. Julie Grow Up and act like an adult not a child