Married men love me and I enjoy them. I’m not full time relationship material; I like my space. My independence. I like not having to account for where I am, what I’m doing, or paying attention to a clock. Married men are ideal for this. I get the affection and attention I require when I want it, and then I get to be free to do as I please. Best of both worlds really. The more devoted he seems to his wife, the more fun it is to become his new obsession. But then I have to break it off as soon as he starts talking about love and divorce because, that is not what I want. I need her to take you off my hands when I have other things I’d rather be doing.