Last night I turned 21 and my brother and cousins insisted I get drunk. Because I’m severely uncomfortable in unfamiliar crowded placed,(AKA bars) my brother bought alcohol and welcomed himself , along with my cousins,into my apartment.
They all influenced me to drink something that tasted like how pine trees smell.I didn’t like it.
My brother laughed at me and called me a ” Nerdy Drunk”. He said that I wouldn’t have to worry about men trying to take advantage of me while I’m intoxicated. Because my drunken state is apparently such a turn off.
Thank you brother dearest, it’s so nice to know that my true personality is so repellent to other people.While I’m fully aware that most people don’t wish to talk about biology ,psychology and sociology, or even poetry and literature. Although I do hope you’re aware that your intoxicated state isn’t exactly a basket of roses either.