This is a true story about a beautiful 25 deck hand wearing a micro-thong bikini. I was on a tuna and marlin 65 foot sportfisher in Panama a couple years ago. There were 4 paying clients on board this American boat. The crew was the captain, a deck hand and the deck hand’s girl friend, the cook and maid. A delightful crew one and all. Cameron, the cook was a 25 yo beauty from Arkansas. She was an absolute beauty with a delightful personality, had a college degree in Spanish, was smart and articulate. So one day we are fishing and here comes the Panamanian coast guard to board us. The captain called out to Cameron -“we are being boarded – get dressed fast!” What he really met was get undressed fast. So the CG boat comes alone side and about 10 sailors board us – most of them 17-20 year old young men in beautifully starched white uniforms. Out comes Cameron. Cameron normally wore a nice bikini that would keep her private parts private, but not now. She was wearing a micro thong so tiny that it must have been stripper wear. She was very s***** and absolutely studding. The string down the back of her a** crack was thinner than most dental floss. Because it was not her normal attire, her a** cheeks and triangle area were snow white. Same with her breasts. Basically only a patch covered her n****** with dark tan lines showing everywhere. Every one of the Panamanian boarders could only think about flossing their teeth on that thong string. Since she spoke the language, she showed them about for the inspection. With her delightful personality and sense of humor, she played them like a harp. During the entire inspection, they never took their eyes off her T&A. Fortunately none of the young sailors fell overboard. The captain told us it was important that the boarders had a good experience. This was their standard drill. I gave Cameron (as well as the others) a nice tip at the end of the trip -I guess I would have liked to have flossed my teeth with that string also. She was always straight up cool and professional – I have great respect for her. You would have had to have been there to really enjoy this experience – hope it was good to read anyway.