I wish they’d lower the age of consent. I would never have s** with an underage girl, but if it were legal I think I would.
Recently one of my elfs disappointed me for the last time, without any remorse Blitzen took out his Candycane and shanked the elf in the abdomen, leaving that elf impaled to freeze solid in the frigit weather of the North Pole and be eaten by feral reindeers.
-Evil santa claus
Turd worlders are trying to ruin the US. Wont happen. Scum of the earth.
