I figured out what it is. You've been in competition with me. I remember now, you told me before, a couple years ago, that I do things better than you.

12 years

200 Views

I figured out what it is. You’ve been in competition with me. I remember now, you told me before, a couple years ago, that I do things better than you. I’ll never know why you think that. Your mentality is so warped. You have to say things that puff up your pride, make you out to be better than me. Your problems are so much bigger, your life is so much harder, boo hoo. You pathetic wretch.

New Confession

Like being naked outside during hot weather. It’s natural, primal, exciting. And my peenis points up.

Related Confessions

I have a deep hate for the self help industry because it’s like its own type of religion…if you just believe and work hard enough, you’ll go to success heaven. I fell for it hard for awhile in the early 2000’s with my attention and money until I finally started opening my eyes to the patterns of BS. One of the patterns I started noticing were wealthy successful people in interviews talk about their similar “homeless to billionaire” origin stories that put them in a light of how hard they worked and scraped to get to where they are now, but almost nothing about the actual steps in between. Step 1: had nothing. Step 2: worked hard. Step 3: billionaire! It drove me nuts because I always ended up with the thought “but how did you actually get there?” They sell the idea of success because everybody loves the rags to riches story and it wouldn’t be so inspiring if they were thoroughly honest about what was available to them that isn’t for most people.