I was dirty talking to my boyfriend and he got a nosebleed. I know nosebleeds =/= s***** arousal but it was hilarious.
F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year. Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall
Mall Santa Claus FML
Robbed your son for his Halloween candy at Canepoint Stole your tree on Christmas 🎄
Ghetto Santa Claus
