My wife is a 240 lb tub of lard, and I can’t bring myself to hold her, hug her, or have s** with her. She was 130 lbs when we married, 25 years ago. I was 155 then, and I’m still under 170 now. She has just let herself go. She bought a gym membership, went about 4 times and quit. She’s a lifetime member of Weight Watchers, but that has done nothing. She snores like a lumberjack, wheezes when she breathes, and is constantly eating. Our fridge is full of cheese, butter, and other fattening crap. Sometimes I wish she would just die in her sleep.