As your friend I’m going to be honest here as all good friends should be.
If there was a button I could press to never hear the word hockey again Id f****** Hulk smash it.
But I let you go on and on and on all f****** day every f****** day.
I even tried to like it too so I could talk to you about it and let you be excited about it.
I let you talk about everything I think is f****** stupid.
And you seriously cannot take five minutes out of your self centered day to be sympathetic towards something I care about?
It’s not even this. It’s everything, literally everything.
Sometimes I swear you sit down and think well I think that thing she really likes and cares about is really stupid so I’m just gonna say a lot of really mean things about it until she feels so bad about herself she goes home and cries. 
Sherlock? I’m gonna talk as much s*** and mock Benedict Cumberbatch as much as I possibly can so she feels really s***** about herself.
Supernatural? I’ll pretend I never watched it with her and act like its so far beneath me that only the scum of the Earth watch it that’ll teach her.
She’s really excited and happy about the way her favorite show ended forever lets be a total absolute a****** about it and then talk more about hockey so she’ll shut up.
I’m just gonna act like I’m sooooo much better than her because I don’t like the things she likes why should I even care about her at all.