There was never a time when I’ve been more upset about the loss of life that will be incurred due to salmon. Yes, salmon will become a terror to all those who lie on the land, because they will grow feet. And teeth, I guess. Yeah, without teeth they’re pretty un-scary. Salmon with teeth: spooooky.
So yeah, the salmon will roam the plains, devouring flesh and mineral alike. Did you know that salmon were carnivorous? I guess that’s what happens when you get teeth. But how did this situation arise? I blame the Catholics. They will give salmon teeth. Yeah. That’s what will happen. The Catholics give teeth to the salmon, and then they roamed across the plains until everything else is eaten.
And that’s why I hate seafood.