I love my best friend, really. We have tons of fun together, laugh until we cry, can finish each other’s sentences, but I’m really starting to hate her. Every guy that I ever mention to her who I’m interested in, who is hitting on me, who I think is cute in a bar, who Facebook messages me, etc… has “wanted her for years.” Every. single. one. “So and so asked for your number? Yeah…he’s been trying to bang me for years.” “Oh, So and So asked you out? Yeah…he’s been trying to get me for years.”
I get it. You’re hot. You’re confident. But all I’m seeing in all this “he’s wanted me” talk is someone who really isn’t as self confident as she’d like everyone to think. Get over yourself. We’re not 12. You’re 37. You don’t have to have EVERYONE. Maybe go home to your husband for once.
