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I was smoking pot in my room when I suddenly felt the urge to poop. I don’t want my landlords to know i do pot, so I located this empty bottle with the big lid in the trash, thinking my turd would fit in well. So I grab it, pull my pants down and TAKE A DUMP ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR, on a couple tissues. I wrapped it nicely and precisely in newspapers in a cylindrical shape. I was proud. It didn’t fit in the bottle. ……… I put the wrapped turd in my trash bag and coated it with another tight shut bag to hold till the pot smell goes out and I can go throw this S*** out. I’m a 22 girl.

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