To: Corvallus.

Re: Yo! I wrote a nice letter about you on this website and you never responded to yo’ homie, you never gave me that homie love, respect and appreciation.. I didn’t wanna do this Corvallus.. But you’ve really hurt me and left me with no other choice..

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🎶 Corvallus you a b****, you just as annoying as an itch, you just as cancerous as a tumor, that p*** s*** ’bout you ain’t no rumor, you used to date a thot, now I’mma diss you like Travis Scott, I’mma beat you like The Rock, it gon’ go down on a dock, scene so bad it gon’ be on FOX, stuff yo’ corpse into a box, you gettin’ yo’ a** dissed by a pro, b**** you know I learned this rap game years ago, all these notes, I wrote, already afloat, like a boat, I’m the G.O.A.T, all you do is gloat, I’m gon’ keep countin’ my cash, while you ain’t never gon’ stop gettin’ bashed, now it’s truly time for the diss, you solicit nudes on this, s***** harassment is one of yo’ specialities, you happen to commit a lot of felonies, all that controversy be f*****’ up yo’ reputation, now I’mma continue this lyrical creation, all that gay and weird s*** is just an act, you ain’t gay and that’s a fact, keep on doin’ it and you gon’ get whacked, you like oh s*** I’m gettin’ attacked, you raped a woman in a closet, that line was where you paused it, that abuse of women is where you crossed it, yo’ whole existence just consists of being an a**, now it’s time to end yo’ sass, playin’ victim ain’t gon’ save yo’ credibility, just gotta accept the fact that this is reality, you as ugly as a blobfish, you are extremely nightmarish, you call that small soft little packing peanut a c***, every girl presses block, all of yo’ fam’ and friends hate you, they wouldn’t even rate you, now to end this crap, it be ending with a clap-back to the future, no sorry, to the past, to hand yo’ father a condom and tell yo’ mother to swallow, Corvallus ya used to be my homie, but now you act like you don’t know me, now it’s time for the clap! *GUNSHOT* 🎶

Oh, and to that karma person. YOU’RE F****** NEXT YOU P************! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR A**!