When I was in highschool, I was the fat girl everyone avoided and talked about. Come college and I’ve become the h******** who can wake up with her hair still perfect and her eyeliner intact the morning after a rough banging. So f*** you, you stupid highschool bullies. You should learn never to make fun of the fat girl in school, you never know.

I’ve even got a few stalkers (secret admirers) 😉