fun facts that my family doesn’t know about me:
1-I am an alcoholic.
2-I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been shot at and how many men I’ve killed in Afghanistan. I think they would worry if they knew (and if they knew how little it bothered me).
3-I don’t believe in God. At all.
4-When I was young (and drunk) I broke into a random house, stole a random car, and drove it to some random beach. I’m pretty sure I left my flip flops in the passenger seat.
5-I look back at all the mistakes I’ve made, and I can’t say that I regret any of them.
6-I think puppies are way cuter than babies. I can’t stand cats.
7-I’ve been to a lot of countries, and been with a lot of women (see #5 above).
8-I support gay marriage (though I’m not gay), gun control (though I have a lot of guns), legalized pot (though I’ve never smoked), and the environment (I am a military hippie).
9-I love my family and my friends, but I really s*** at telling them.