Jesus isn't real and neither is your penis.

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Jesus isn’t real and neither is your p****.

New Confession

Before time began,
there was the Cube.
We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our masterrace was born.
For a time,
we lived in harmony.
But like all great power,
some wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.
A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home.
Searching every star,
every world.
And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called… Earth.
the All Spark fells to Earth
But we were already too late

Optimus Primer

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RE: I have never been able to keep a relationship because of having a micro pe.nis.

Small co.cks and pe.nis reduction surgery.

At age 11 I had a large co.ck and ejaculated frequently. It was over 7 inches long and large, thick and fat. It got rock hard and ejaculated across the room which upset mother. Mother had pe.nis reduction surgery done on me. Yes there is pe.nis reduction surgery. They reduced it to only two inches. Mother said it was supposed to be 4 inches but she is satisfied with the 2 inch result.

After the reduction surgery it no longer gets rock hard and doesn’t ejaculate very far. It now gets only a soft erection and I have to rub it a lot longer to get it to ejaculate. It is more like a large cli.toris. Mother said if I complain she will have the rest removed.

So I know what it’s like to have a tiny co.ck. It strains to reach two inches erect and never really gets erect. It only gets a soft erection. My sister said I will have a difficult time finding a girlfriend or wife.