I was watching TV in my house last night when suddenly five black men walked in the door. “Time for white women to get fucked,” one of them said. My wife then appeared and greeted them. She then threw change at me and told me to “get out of here for a while.”

“Yeah, get out of here cracka,” one of the black guys said. They were smoking the endo and drinking the purple drank. One of them had a ghetto blaster on his shoulder, cranking the rap music. I did as I was told, going outside to sleep in the yard as the black man had their way with my wife.