If you are gay
That’s not ok
And I gotta say
Dude what the hay?!

Because if you are a dude
And you are in the mood
To strip and get a kick
From a guy with a big d***
Then I gotta tell you that
Your parents shouldn’t have met!

If you are gay
That’s not ok
And I gotta say
Girl what the hay?!

Because if you are a gal
And you just have to tell
You love eating p****
And get whipped by Lucy
Then I gotta tell you that
You are lower than a rat

If you are gay
That’s not ok
And I gotta say
Dude what the hay?!