I think I am in love with a paramedic I met over the weekend. he is all I can think of. and I don’t even know his name. someone help me find him and bring him back to me. please don’t leave me. he had the ENT surgery I need....

That’s right. You can’t handle the two beautiful, s*** women with brains in this home. Go ahead and be with Craigslist desperate women who will never have the nerve to tell you when your being a douche. You’ll be back. Real worthwhile women do more than squeak and moan and...

When I was 13 I had two hot friends who would call me and start moaning for me, both of them at the same time. Once they both touched my crotch and looked at my p****. Nowadays I miss them.

I’d rather have a gay son than a daughter who fucks n******.

I’m a 22 year old girl, in love with a 29 year old girl who has a boyfriend, but she keeps asking me out and giving me mixed signals and I am just so confused and it honestly hurts me.

That’s fine. Don’t reply. I’ll pretend I don’t feel the pain. I’ll pretend it doesn’t feel like I mean nothing at all to you, while you actually were the one who made me feel alive again.. Thanks for showing me I should just stop trying to have a real friend....

I kind of feel like Dad and my older sister are totally controlling what I write for my college essay, and I’m just the mouthpiece for it. I just type what they tell me to write about and portray myself as, but they don’t ever think that what I write...

Have you ever read some of the comments on this site and were like “What the actual f***?”

my mom hit me today. she says she didnt mean it but she did. it didnt hurt physically but it hurt a lot mentally.

Sometimes I wish I was born a guy.

I get annoyed when people say they hate tomatoes or lie and say they’re allergic and say they will never insert one into their mouth. Yet they can scarf down pasta sauce, pizza sauce, and ketchup like its nothing. And that is pretty much tomato. So I don’t understand, like...

f*** alcoholics! f*** alcohol! f*** you!

I really like a guy who’s in a relationship….and we’re friends. Whenever we’re hanging out, I secretly hope that he feels the same way about me. I also feel like a super big a****** though. I don’t know what to do.

My roommate’s boyfriend was over last night waiting for her to come home from work. I noticed his bulge and it looked like he had a big p****. I noticed a few minuets later he was staring at my breasts. I told him that I caught him looking and that...

I am sixteen. I am not on birth control. I want to have unprotected s** with my boyfriend :s

I’m scared my boyfriend might like cross-dressing or wants to do p******. I found photos of him in a woman’s wig on his laptop and know he has an a*** s** toy. He’s talking about dressing as a woman for Halloween and says I should dress as a man. I’m...

Your real girlfriend does not even live in your area. How very convenient and cowardish of you. You won’t even need to use the usual tactics to hide us five other girls will you?

I’m 30 years old and I’ve never experienced a b******. I would give almost anything to know what it feels like, even if only for a moment.

Today I dreamed that I was with a guy who goes to my school and suddenly he tells me to go under a bridge. Under the bridge he says he’s gay and asks me if I am. Then, I say I’m not sure, so he says if I want to...

the CDC isn’t telling the entire truth about how contagious Ebola is. Don’t be naive. Be aware of just how dangerous it can be. With the recent case of the nurse contracting the disease even after following protocol, how can you explain that? No one wants a panic. So they...

I regret cheating on my boyfriend. I can’t tell him because I don’t want to hurt him and I can’t end things with the other guy because he gives me everything my boyfriend doesn’t.

I became a police officer because as a6 year old boy I was forcibly confined and had my g******* burnt with a lighter by school bullies.

All my friends claim I’m a light weight. But I can’t tell if it’s that or that I’m a sleepy drunk. When ever I drink alcohol it’s like I’ve taken a hand full of sleeping pills.

My roommate gave me a b****** last night. I did not know he was even gay.

I swear if I reach one more birthday without getting laid I am going to Vegas! So in normal America a 33 year old female virgin is so-called abnormal, but in Vegas I could be whatever the hell I wanted to be. Something bad happened to me as a child...

I don’t know why, but I can’t help feeling unattractive. I occasionally get complements from random girls/guys about how beautiful my eyes are, or that my lips are pretty, or that my tattoos are cool, or my b*** is nice. However, I just don’t know why I can’t feel comfortable...

I have been with my wife for 28 years now and I have brought up her daughter as my I own. I call her my daughter and she has now had a gorgeous little boy, he is 12 moths old now and I just love him to death! I idolize...

I’m 23 and a virgin because I think I only like small girls. I fell in love with a 15 year old girl before, but I dropped all contact with her cause I didn’t wanna hurt her. I want to be attracted to women my age so bad, but its...

My Mother doesn’t know I want to die.

I want my boyfriend to c** in me, but he’s too scared even with a condom. I guess I’m lucky, we both don’t want kids right now, but I want c**.

That night in Baltimore when your hands massaged me and put my worries to rest, I should have gave myself to you. Sometimes I remember this romantic s***** tension we had and regret that I never fulfilled it. I missed seeing you this year. I know I was always dating...

At the next gathering of me and my enemy’s mutual friends, I plan on letting a little info accidentally slip. Have fun trying to get with your crush now. It may upset some people, but then I’ll have an attack dog too. You shouldn’t have crossed me, b****. I always...

I’m always going to wonder what it would have been like if I had waited for you.

I’ve been with my girlfriend for over two years now, and every single time we have s**, I always c** either in her mouth or in her p****. That’s so f****** hot, those are my favorite places to c**.

Also…she has absolutely no problem with me f****** other women on...

I don’t need to hear about my boyfriend’s whiny, piddly-a** problems. Stop complaining about how your dad makes you go to bed at a reasonable hour. You’re an adult; do it or not, geez.

Meth, it gives you wiiiingss

i don’t understand why the Redlands hospital have said that they don’t diagnose in ER and can only treat the symptoms. yesterday I begged a doctor to have me in hospital but he said I would only become to reliant on hospital but I am worried I have tetanuis because...

I want someone who will care

I am currently having a panic attack. I hate this because what if I’m not having a panic attack and I’m actually dying? But see that’s probably the panic.

WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL?!?!

I only bite when asked.