not a confession just a question. I opened a watermelon and the texture is unusual. It feels grainy and it’s orange-red in some areas and I’m not sure about the taste. I cut up half but threw the grainiest bits and put it in the freezer and left the intact...

I called out of work yesterday for being sick. So I got drunk last night to ensure I looked like s*** this morning.

Transsexuals that hate Drag Queens are the dumbest people on this earth. Trans people are the first to say they need to be allowed to be who they want to be but then they turn around and shame other people for doing the exact same.

Human Extinction

Someone’s pissed =D

Problem?

I will kill myself soon. I want to leave in complete silence. Nobody will ever get news because nobody is what i am.

I used to but now i don’t. Not one bit.

Just, yknow wondering- is it normal for me to harm myself because I’m scared? Like- someone makes something feel like my fault, but even I know it’s not. There’s someone in my life that makes me upset, such as making me feel bad about the way I think, and this...

Every time I see a report about large death counts or dropping birth rates, I feel comfort because there are far, FAR too many humans on this planet causing too many problems and the best solution is simply Less humans. If the Black Plague led to the Renaissance, maybe another...

Some idiot drew a picture of Alfred E Neuman on the bathroom wall of my favorite restaurant. He apparently drew the picture in f**** matter.

i don’t know what to do. help anyone. so the guy i have liked for a few months asked me out on a date. and im a teenager, and ive never been on a date or anything. i talked to my parents and they agreed after some convincing that i...

I hate texting because everytime I text my friends, they either take me seriously when I’m not being serious at all or don’t take me serious when I’m being serious.

To that Incel on this site that calls all the girls on here, whores and sluts. You can go f*** yourself

I need a f****** reason to live, right now and immediately. I’m so sick and f****** tired of trying s*** and getting my hopes up just to f****** fail. I need a good goddamn reason not to pull the trigger. I’m tired of being alone, I’m tired of having to...

My co worker is a sick vindictive b****! Lol, she brewed our boss’s coffee with one of her used bloody tampons. Case in point don’t ever piss off engineers, we’re stressed, work late hours and have impossible deadlines that never get met, and we only get recognition if someone fucks...

How was your worst relationship like?

The worst relationship I’ve had by far was with this guy we’ll call Jimmy. When we first met, he came off as someone who was very mature. Later down the line, more and more of his immaturity shined through. I’ve never met someone who...

I forgot how much I really dislike my roommate. He eats three ramen packs at a time, eats it noisily and sloppily, doesn’t clean up the pot he used, and doesn’t even bother cleaning his dishes. I want to live by myself. I want to be alone. But I can’t...

i have a question C. do you have something that your emotionally attached to? i didn’t think i did but i do. i actually have 2. im actually going to tell you just because i go to work in 2 hours and im bored waiting. so anyway; on to the...

Ever find it funny how it’s primarily the confessions that involve disgusting interactions with children or minorities (except blacks) that get nearly everyone offended while some that are actually worse in nature are often ignored and even congratulated?

I spend all my money on camgirls. I’ve been homeless almost every other month for 3 years because of it

Sometimes, I wish I could start over. I feel like I’m not good enough for anyone, and I don’t think I ever will be.

This Confession isn’t intended for an audience but I want to somehow express myself and what I feel about a friend, but don’t worry this isn’t a falling in love story this is me expressing probably anger but I don’t know. There was once this pathetic thing we’ve done for...

I’m into i*****. I wish I wasn’t, but I am. I can’t help it. Ever since I was little I’ve had infatuations with female family members. (The good looking ones that is) I once for a brief period of time acted on it with a cousin who was also into...

I know it’s only July, but one thing that bothers me about Halloween is reaching the age where you’re “too old to trick or treat anymore”. How could anyone be “too old” to get free candy??

What is your best advice for living a good life?

I am a loner and stupidly spread a rumour and now have no friends. everyone hates me and im a outcast. my 2 ex bffs also recently reunited and have a wild time and it kills me.

Anyone wanna talk? My name’s Jay btw.

Wow… after reading posts here about people cheating/lying to their husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend makes me hate humanity more and more. There’s just no possible way I can turn that hatred around, not gonna happen. No f****** way. Not only that, but gives me a good reason to stay single for the rest...

I visited my Japanese in laws for the first time and my my they are quite bold. They were chuckling and switching between English for me and Japanese amongst themselves calling me all kinds of n*ggers(in Japanese) to my face even called me a half breed n*gger (yes I have...

F*** you to all customers who think you can make fun of me

Hey! I’m bored, so I’m gonna list a bunch of s*** that I thought was interesting. Or you could just call them “shower thoughts”… Enjoy!
1. When you really think about it, the brain named itself (I wrote this in a recent post, but I figured that I might...

There’s nothing wrong with being a music elitist. It’s not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. It’s ok to criticize all music. That’s right, all music. But what I do is attack the music but not the listener, if that makes any sense.

I can pretty much get off to anything as long as there is some kind of f****** going on. I even got off to a man f****** the exhaust on his own car once. Not my proudest moment. The only to things I don’t get off to is watching somebody...

I cried at work. I don’t think I can look my co workers in the eye anymore.

Don’t know what’s happening with me everything went worng trying to do something but ends up with hopeless and loss. basically I’m a looser yes I’m a looser, looser is small I’m a biological waste I’m not perfect in any thing i have no personality and all my dreams are...

I eat blocks of ramen without cooking them sometimes

What does it mean when someone wants to see a picture of your handwriting?

I feel like my mother likes my older brother WAY more than me, every time I do something wrong she compares me to him. Example: “When your brother was younger he was the president of the 5,000 role model. He was always so caring and understanding, but you aren’t” at...

I have a fetish for footsie pajamas. Whenever I wear them, I get a b****. I sometimes dream about someone coming in, and tickling/f****** me in my footie pajamas until I’m covered in my s****.