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I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.

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A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.
Context and Usage
The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories
or undesirable gig offers
(e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).
Internet Humor:
It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms
and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

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I like to play with myself with my sister in the same room, she doesn’t know. but knowing I could get caught turns me on.

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8 years

His mom and dad’s side of the family aren’t mean to me, but but they also don’t take initiative to talk to me and ask how I am doing. I ask about them whenever he sees his family? I just don’t feel like myself at all when I am around...

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8 years

I saw a hot girl yesterday who’s feet were so ashy and beat down I thought she was wearing shoes. Bottom line, if you’re hot, please take care of your toes too them feet looked like some broke down rusted Buicks.

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8 years

I wanna kms.

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8 years

i was tryina nut, failed because i fell asleep and then my period came. i guess the no nut november gods were onto me :/

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8 years

The way my crush says “llama” because of her Spanish accent breathes life into my soul. She makes me crazy, yet keeps me sane.

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8 years

To the person who said “if they were a serial killer and their victims would be the new wave rappers”…

You must be super duper upset and miserable to understand the fact that music is changing and you can’t get with the times.

No one cares about your irrelevant boring...

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8 years

I am usually really sad and depressed when I am alone in a room by myself and just in general. But for the past week I have actually been in a good mood at home and at work…. i’m just not sure how much longer it is going to last…...

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8 years

I can’t tell my mum what I cry about because I don’t want her to know so I say that idk why and now anytime she sees me cry she calls me an attention seaker

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8 years

Damn… imagine having a 400 year head start of free labor and yo family still po.

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8 years

Girls if you love a man, don’t play games and ruin whatever chance you have with him, because you will drive him away.

Don’t play games. Get yourself into his range and let it happen.

Don’t make a guy fight for you, especially if hes important to you because...

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8 years

I can’t get off unless I stare at myself in the eyes through a mirror. I sometimes dirty talk to myself as I do it. I can m********* to completion without having a single thought of another person. All I need is my mirror.

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8 years

What the niggering f***? I’ve lost three things today. I don’t usually loose stuff.

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8 years

I am struggling with p*** and I am a chronic liar

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8 years

Someone please help! I don’t have the courage to tell my parents I self harm and think of suicide. I can’t ask to see a therapist because I’m scared they’ll think something’s up. This isn’t the normal fear of telling your parents, my parents and their best friend (who they...

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8 years

I hate my housemates, they are selfish and don’t give a s*** about other people. I want to live on my own.

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8 years

I wish me and him could talk more, but he lives so far away that its hard to reach out to him. Hes always so busy and im always free and with nothing better to do.
It s**** knowing you love someone, but their so far away that you...

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8 years

Make me cry?

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8 years

Okay so essentially I’m a s***** person who wants to play an extremely difficult piano piece in front of the school in about a year and a half and I need ideas of what to play. I have a year and a half to learn it so that means I...

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8 years

i am ggggggaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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8 years

Okay so essentially I’m a s***** person who wants to play an extremely difficult piano piece in front of the school in about a year and a half and I need ideas of what to play. I have a year and a half to learn it so that means I...

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8 years

I’ve been dating my girlfriend for half an year now. I came out as bisexual this june to my parents and told them I was dating a girl and they were not happy about it. They have been kind of pressuring me to break up with her ever since and...

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8 years

So I met this man through tinder a year ago and we started talking and I grew feelings for him. But one day he stopped talking to me. After a year I called him and we started talking again and I began to think that everything is going to be...

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8 years

When i sleep, dont let me wake up

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8 years

I broke things off with my ex and hooked up with this guy I hung out with once in high school. I should be swimming in guilt, but we had a genuine a** conversation that I haven’t had in a long time. Shame he doesn’t want a relationship, but where...

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8 years

So, Women like r*** fantasies but not actual r***? How does that even work? What if their p**** is wet when you’re ”R***** them” Do they like it or not?

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8 years

When I was a kid I had a sleepover with my brothers best friends sisters [who were older than me] and they brought out a stack of Cosmo magazines. That was a long night full of funny stories and s** talk. I’m pretty sure that’s where it started. Any way,...

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8 years

I once reported someone on here to the FBI. I just called and checked up on the case number and the rep or whatever said is was finally being looked into.

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8 years

Cmon blackfolks with them n**** a** names fam, how TF you name your baby Tyrelliquos? My neighbors on that b******* as usual and these are university educated black folks, the mom is an engineer. Oh well, science doesn’t equal a mastery of English lit.

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8 years

I confess my sins, and bad karmas.

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8 years

Okay I kinda need help, so I heard about something happening in Brazil and I have been trying to look it up but I can’t find anything, what the f*** happened? A shooting? I have no idea if someone could inform me it would be appreciated

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8 years

I watch pornorgraphy on the internet

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8 years

Is it weird that I’m a white woman and I want to have like an afro or some really spirally poofy curly hair?. I don’t know I just hate my straight hair. I don’t look right with it…Not to me at least.

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8 years

Question, is secretly wearing a v******* in public or in the classroom normal?

My bf want me to try it with him and I am open to it but unsure if it’s normal.

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8 years

I feel like I’m not good enough. I let everyone down and I’m sorry. I’m a failure and I just make everyone more miserable. I’m sorry

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8 years

Slipknot is the worst band ever and they’re not anywhere near “heavy” as everyone makes it out to be. They’re too boring and cheesy. There are far much better talented bands. Slipknot is not one of them.

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8 years

I have recently started a new job and I’m really happy about it.
But I keep having that awful feeling that nobody likes me or cares about me…
I am 23yo and i never had a girlfriend or even a one night stand or even a kiss and...

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8 years

i have cheated on my last girl with my ex… and lied about the whole thing to her.. i have messed up and I am worried constantly.. God Please help

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8 years

I want to fall asleep and never wake uo

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8 years

Detroit is a f***** s*** hole OMG. Worst business trip ever. To even think business can even be conducted there…

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