I feel like I was made to be fucked because I have a nice body, no gag reflex, and a tight p****, but here’s the catch I’m in high school and about to graduate and I’m still a Virgin all because I’m scared to have s**😩

This one is very light hearted compared to the others on here, I just don’t want it to be traced back to me:

Ladies, if you don’t want to wind up incredibly h**** and equally too relaxed and lazy to do anything about it, be careful with how much muscle...

[A secret]

I’m working on making my life-sized husbando from scratch and am almost done! I plan to bring him with me on my trip a few months from now and take him ONLY out to places where no one’s around (like deep into the forest) and have a...

I confess what ever that I did that gets me to that hospital.

I may be seeing the girl I love for the first time in a couple months this week 😁

I left my d**** in the shower of the apartment I stay in when I have to spend overnights at an elderly assisted living home. usually no one goes in there, but unbeknownst to me, a client was coming to check it out today. she obviously saw ~it~ (there’s no...

Im really hungry for s**** right now and I know all the cruising spots around aren’t really busy at this time. Grindr and scruff are no luck right now. I wish I had a couple retired daddy boyfriends who I could make happy with my mouth at any time and...

Happy Friday everyone, do a blessing today and s*** off a homeless man. You will make their year for a few minutes of your time.

I’m a guy and I’m afraid of s** because I c** easily, I’m uncut and I can c** from just putting pressure on my foreskin and I can c** from just rubbing my taint, not even touching my d***.

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Okay so basically two things.

1) I need ideas for a simple yet useful piece of software to code. I’m using visual basic.
2) I think some people hate me after I got high 90’s on the most difficult subjects at my school

Seriously, f*** my mother! She is the type of whiney c*** who will complain all day about how no one helps around the house or does anything to contribute but if you do help or do something for her she’ll either act like she doesn’t need help or just passive...

Who’s hyped for Overwatch League season 2?

i love rejecting ugly people

She completely ruined my attractiveness I have for latinas. F*** her.

Anyone give me an email account so I can request for money? I don’t have food and im homeless using WiFi for a restaurant. I need just 5 dollars for some food.. Please..

Due to dysmorphia and p***, I had a poor idea of my p**** size. However, with all the recent data, I know that:

A. I was measuring wrong
B. 7.5″ to 8.5″ long with a 5.5″ to 6.25″ girth (thicker and longer with a c*** ring) is, in fact,...

Hey Jude, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude, don’t be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The...

I feel like s*** after f******** my self, I feel like s*** after sexting, I feel like s*** after thinking about s***** stuff, I’ve never had s** before so idk if I’ll feel like s*** after it but it just bothers me why am I like this😕(I’m 16 btw)

Some girls shoot a .22 ONCE and then all of a sudden consider themselves bad a**. Girl my ten year old cousin can shoot a higher caliber than you, get the hell out of here with that crap. 😆

The truth is, I hate the music that people my age listen to. It’s trashy and meaningless

Russia successfully built a boarder wall between East and West Germany. It was built so well not one single Mexican or Puerto Rican ever got through it.

When you say you’d never date a black dude you sound like you’re racist but I just wouldn’t date one because every black guy I’ve ever met seems so… fake. Like they’re so busy trying to be what they think a black man should be they just forget to be...

Uhh….. I’m gonna need to see a recent picture and I also need to know what has popped out of your v***** over the years and by who… before we go anywhere. I am judging, it matters to me

Men, how do you feel about women?
Women, how do you feel about men?

So my zodiac sign is Cancer and we’re VERY emotional and sensitive so normally people classify us as the most dangerous sign or close to being the most dangerous sign and people say that we’re manipulative, passive aggressive, unpredictable mood swings, and our moods are a lot worse than normal...

I really want to f*** my boss. We’ve sent each other dirty messages almost every night for the past couple of weeks, but when we’re at work it’s all business and that just makes me want him even more. With every casual “good morning”, every moment he acts as though...

As a girl I really want to know, so please tell me. What does it feel like for a guy to be h****?

If you followed a girl you liked on Instagram, would you like all the photo’s she posted and watch her stories?

I don’t like mushrooms.

I talk to myself when I’m sitting on the toilet…. I don’t know why but i just do xD but then again I always talk to myself because i have no friends. The conversations with myself are acting meaningful but also weird….. And really sad too. Yeah….. Hehe sorry for...

I’m 14 m and my Kik is personmamm kik me if you want to talk dirty/ see my d***

I’m so f****** bored. Of everything. It’s so hard to do even the simplest things and honestly, I don’t want to. No one really f****** cares. The teachers say they do, they f****** don’t. My friends say they do and sometimes I believe them but then I remember what a...

When I was like three or four I stripped myself naked and ran around my court naked. My capture culminated after I ran into a neighbors house and accidentally scared the s*** out of the couple who were having s** on their couch. Apparently it scared me and I went...

I’ve been thinking. Being an SJW must be a miserable life to live. Simply because,you’re never gonna be happy. Since you’re offended over the smallest things. And instead of doing something that can bring a positive impact. All this whining just leaves a negative impact. So no matter how many...

#awrjklovcb
I’m insane

The best part of waking up
Is a hairy c*** in my b***

The first car of the first sunrail train each day is the Morning Meat Train. Men s*** and f*** in the little bathroom from DeBary to Poinciana. lots of hairy tasty blue collar men either going...