I’m a fem but I like f****** girls with a strap and the girl I’m with at the moment is more of a tomboy and doesn’t want to switch when we use a strap, what should I do to get her to let me f*** her with it?

I’m not gonna stop s*** shaming.

When your parents laugh and make fun of your music tastes and your dad thinks “all metal music talks about is killing yourself” and mocks metal music by imitating the vocals badly

Every smile is a lie. When will you notice?

Every word is a hint. When will you listen?

If you could climb inside my head
If you could only know what it’s f****** like

Then
Only then
Would you extend your hand?

If you could hear my...

You’re my co- worker and we’ve been flirting for two years.. it’s s**** so much that we can’t have contact outside of our job since you have a long term gf who checks everything you do and doesn’t allow you to have a social life outside of her and your...

I am a lapsed Catholic. I’ve been away 16 years. I am also a professed Third Order Carmelite. I have innumerable sins I have committed . I have lied for no reason. I have had cruel thoughts of others. I have been with many men.

These are but a...

My guy Frnd loves me, he asked me out and I didn’t have the heart to turn him down. But the truth is I like somebody else.

Even though, I’m proud of who I am. I prefer to never tell my family about my s******** (I’m a bisexual male – more attracted to men) because I know how much hatred and disgust they have towards lgbt people. It would break their hearts and lead to non-stop drama....

What you call camping, I call strategical positioning. Especially when it’s SnD. If I kill the bomb carrier, you better believe I’m gonna watch that bomb. Because now you have to come to me. I hate when people get but hurt over this. Like maybe you should get good and...

On Sunday I went up an escalator behind a young girl who was wearing Lycra leggings that were just like a second skin, they were so clingy that you could see every curve of her bottom but it was perfectly fine, no problem. If that same girl had been wearing...

Is it considered i***** if my sister and I just do oral? I mean she cant’ get pregnant from that so its okay?

how do i get a guy to like me

It’s difficult to find a significant other who doesn’t want kids at all.

I dislike kids and I want nothing to with them.

I may as well stay single forever since everybody is “baby crazy”. Gross.

A question to Americans, just out of curiosity: What do you think of these 2020 presidential candidates so far?

Me and my really close friend are starting to well drift apart and she’s basically the only person I really talk
To besides some other people but those are also her friends which means if she stops being friends with me they will to and I could have a...

Aww she almost made me feel bad for her. Almost. Until she said “*blah blah blah* i’m willing to listen to why they don’t like me unless it’s [my old alias] i hate you. go away.”. Funny how she actually believes me when I say I’m not [my old alias].

In the interests of showcasing the best of this hellsite to a couple buddies of mine, would any of you mind copy/pasting the absolute best confessions you’ve ever seen on simplyconfess?

today i only ate 1 meal! (a cheese sandwich)

So there’s this girl, I really like her but she has this shithole of a boyfriend who treats her like complete s*** and beats her, I look at her and wonder why she even stays with him, I mean a girl like that, she is so much more, but I...

Being In a relationship or being involved with someone is so much complicated

Hòwó random people of the 666, just want sum opinions. Should I enroll in a boarding school where I can start a new life and miss my family or should I just stay in the same school where I have to deal with fake a** people but I can be...

i desperately need advice.

a close friend recently confessed that he had feelings for me, and is planning to court me in the future. but he plans to first focus and better himself.

the thing is, multiple mutual friends are trying to make a move on me as well (one...

MN or not but thought it was great getting to be a good idea

my parents have my phone and i havent checked my messages over two days.I wonder if he cares

i don’t like trans people. i get if you want to be in a relationship with the same gender, but you cant just straight up change your f****** gender

My friend thinks she’s an “Empath”. I think she’s the most oblivious person I’ve ever met and there’s nothing even mildly perceptive about her. She’s just easily frazzled & overwhelmed when people are negative (which is totally normal & common). Mountains out of molehills- that’s all!

I’m scared of my future. I have anxiety and mild depression. I don’t know if I’m straight or not. I don’t feel like a girl. I know I’m not a boy. I might be nonbinary. All I know is that I’m not cisgender. The only LGBT person in my family...

The amount of stupidity in this world has finally cracked me. Like I legit want to become a serial killer and kill every single bigoted sexist pos there is. It’s sad that it took a movie to make finally feel something worth standing up for but s***. This is unacceptable...

DON’T DIDDLE LITTLE KIDS

I need a voluminous load of ejaculate in my mouth ASAP any load will do

Just go to an information desk or phone and ask for Corvallus i have a room available in the in terminal Hyatt where you can f*** my throat CREAM MY FACEPUSSY NOW

I’m back, and I’m here to tell you all that Captain Marvel was fantastic. Not quite what I had personally hoped for, but it was fantastic nonetheless. Sometimes having your expectations shattered is better than getting what you asked for. – Signed Middle class white male

Is it true that we all have at least one alcoholic in our families. Do You? What can I do to help someone with a drinking problem

I had to complete a 13 slide Powerpoint and a two-page essay, so to celebrate I’m going to rub one out.

STOP F****** HUMILIATING US
I FELT LIKE DYING
WE DON’T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING WE DON’T WANT TO!!!!!!!!!
STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP F****** STOP!!!!!!!!!
*INSERT SUPER DUPER CAPITAL LETTERS AND LOUD SCREAMS*

I want to be a womans s** slave and be pegged for her d********* relief.

I have gotten s** from girls at work. I have been the boss and made clear to them I expect s** if they want to keep their job.

I’m in love with her but I feel like I’m not important to her as it seemed before

Not really a confession, but i was wondering if there were any other sites like this one. I love reading some of the ridiculous s*** people have done or can make up and was just wondering.

Am I the only person who doesn’t tell my family about my dating history and s*** like that?

Because it’s none of their business to begin with.

If I get told as a gay guy one more time that I need to loves femmy gay guys. I will kill everyone that has told me this