I found some court papers and accidentally opened with my mail. It stated my mom was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store and was scheduled to appear. I can’t believe it. I was afraid to leave it opened and destroyed it. I don’t know if I should have done that but I don’t want my dad to find out either because I don’t think he would like it either.
My bf took a pix of me peeing in a parking lot. Brightly lit, we were drinking late last nite, oh no. Anyone see me?
Don’t let your past define you and interfere with the present. Keep your head up high, smile and move forward.
man dad just caught me m*********** to tell me dinners ready :I i quickly put my junk away and clumsly clicked off the p*** but he would have to be blind to not see but its not my fault theres not a lock on my door and he dosent knock...
I finally told my family and friends about my dysphoria. They were all surprisingly accepting, they didn’t give me looks, all were happy that I would be happy. I’ve started to dress up as a female, and I feel actually happy for once.
I would never advertise products on CharonBoat Dotcom. It’s a scam! No way that site is worth $33 million.
Back in November, I opened a Verizon account, just a sim only. Next month, ordered a 512GB XS Max and was happy. Could weeks later, ordered a second Max on a new line. Few weeks later, did it again but sold one of the other Max phones for $1000. Ordered...
I don’t know how to overcome my pornmasturbation addiction. No matter what I do, the urges get too stronk and there I go again fapping! My ADD sure as heck doesn’t help with things. I’m trying to give that s*** up for the sake of health benefits, but I find...
I pulled a bad a** white chick at a bar last night in :insert overly liberal west coast college town: I took that broad home and goddamn that a** was stank, this b**** was looking too good to have a booty smelling like that smdh. But then again it’s hit...
I have milky white vaginal discharge, it is NOT wet, sticky nor stretchy. Im in the middle of my cycle (got my period on april 9 ended on April 14). I did have s**, i think it was 4 days ago? Is this vaginal discharge a sign of early pregnancy...
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Oh, shut UP about that dress being too tight, you look f****** anorexic, every dump you take probably shows under your skin like a sausage, you’re that thin.
Why am I not allowed to love her ? Because she is famous ? Some of my friends just laugh at me and my family don’t understand. She is so important to me, I will do everything for her, I want her to be the happiest woman of the world....
Is it really true if a man urinates before s***** i**********, urine might flush away the remaining sperm (from previous e**********) that is present in pre c**?
A marker got stuck in my best friends hair while he was sleeping. (I was using it to see if I could curl his hair more, I’m creepy) Me, his brother, and a few other people sat there freaking out in the other room because we couldn’t get it out....
Quick question does urine flush out pre c**? Is that a fact?
My first job was at this really terrible outlet store, sort of like a TJ Maxx but even shoddier. I only worked there for two months, but it was maybe one of the worst two months of my life.
First of all, from the beginning, the manager hated me. Literally...
I lost interest in life at a young age; there was too much sadness and violence for my little brain. I just never bounced back. He beat the confidence out of me, kicked my happiness down the stairs and ultimately killed the person I was supposed to be.
I never...
I hate the fact that I’m broke. Especially when I have a ride to go and meet someone tomorrow who lives an hour and a half from me. I can’t ask anyone for help because I hate being needy like that.
Minor calyx, nephron, major calyx, papilla, remap cortex, renal pelvis, renal medulla, renal pyramid, ureter, vas’s recta.
– if you know what all this is you’re probably a doctor, nurse or PA or just a BIG f***** nerd.
I picked the pig, its only fair I should be the only one that gets to pick on her.
My girlfriend is f****** disgusting, I just don’t get it, she’s a 10, hot as hell but gross asf. I caught her eating sour cream out of a tub like it was ice cream, she drinks directly out of the milk jug, doesn’t wash dishes and I recently saw a...
Is it a good or bad idea to post an anonymous s*** picture online to see if I’m still ugly? People tell me I look good but I’m not sure if they are being honest or trying to make me feel better. I was bullied really bad because I was...
I really hate how this site has the option to comment. It really ruins it. I’m here to confess something that i just want to get off my chest without being judged. But nah, they had to ruin it. Whats the point then? if you want your confession to be...
Can you get sick from drinking pee?
anyone down to follow my friends Instagram account? WhereAre_MyMorons
Just bought 200 shares from a company in weed stocks
Is it that I’m a lesbian even though I like d***? I’m not sure, I love women, their bodies and minds, their personalities. But when it comes to men, it’s not really the same. Except, of course, I have nothing against a penetration with a d***. But aside from that...
Seen alot of ppl asking abt s**, pregnancy and other shits. So can i also ask? Can pre c** cause pregnancy? from 1 to 100 how high is the risk?
BestGore Dotcom s****! Don’t go there!
My girlfriend (and her father for that matter) constantly discuss homosexuality. Seriously several times a day they talk about who they think are gay. I don’t care who is gay or not and I’ve told her that, so this is really annoying to talk about 1,000 times a day….who cares!!!
I didn’t do anything, I just know something that’s going to happen, and I feel like I’m insane. I know it’s going to happen, and it feels like it already did, like a memory, but no one else knows. Do you know how it feels when the whole world...
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I think I like girls too but I don’t want to admit it. I feel like I’m not allowed to be cause my sister is bi and so is my friend.
People should start questioning things (including their beliefs) more often instead of taking everything at face value and forming the same opinions from their parents.
3 pints of cider and a McDonalds meal don’t seem to end well for me.. After almost 2 hours writhing with nausea I’ve just chucked up the entire contents of my stomach. Feel so much better now.
There are three things you should never, ever discuss with your family:
Religion, politics and your personal decision on whether or not you want kids.
What other off limit topics do you think I left out? Let me know.
Is it normal to feel all tingly when you’re about to come or o*****. I’m a 19 y/o female and when I have s** i get tingly even in my face and i feel the hairs on my arms rise. I’ve only ever been with my boyfriend and I swear...
Who’s excited for Days Gone?! I am f*ckin pumped!!! 🙂
I’m mildly retarded. I can’t think of anything intelligent to say. I’m addicted to sniffing glue and eating feces.
My mum said I’m the only person she’s ever met who carries their pads under their arm when leaving a store. What is someone gonna do, make fun of me for having a v***** and that I bleed every month? I dare them to.
Today I received my $2.5 mil payout from a lawsuit stemming from an off shore oil well incident 8 yrs ago. But why do I not feel any happier, I guess it’s because you can’t buy a new lower half of your body.