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No cuts, no scars, no bruises, crack yer head open with my rusty crowbar

Prevail Wonder

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Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called… Earth.
[the All Spark falls to Earth]
But we were already too late

Optimus Primer

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Straight vanilla. 😆😆

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Time to invest in a proper vpn. F*** your analytics.

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Please listen all this site is for c** guzzlers only, man woman or other. We only want to read posts about guzzling c**.

Kerpal, Site Administrator

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Beautiful, confident, elegant, lovely Elle Kingsley.
Reaping all the benefits she has earned over years of hard honest work. Making an improved life for herself and her family. A good, kind, bright and caring person who has never had a bad word to say about anyone.
I just...

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BLOOD, FLESH, OR PISS!

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BLOOD, FLESH, OR PISS!

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If you think c****** with a full bladder feels good, you should try o*******.

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Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married. Thank you !

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elliot r is a little s***

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We didn’t mean to sleep so long, not at all really, just a short nap, but we got busted by our older sister Natalie. She is 20, really beautiful and wet dreams for all. I had turned 16 a month ago while Lauren turned 13 two weeks ago. “Lor” who...

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BLEED OR F***?

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FLESH OR BLOOD!

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FLESH OR BLOOD!

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FLESH OR BLOOD!

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No YOU ain’t macho unless you’ve taken TWO wild brothers at the same time at Cleo’s!

Cream Gene

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Randy’s dead. I went out on his boat a few times over the years, he was a neighbor to my exwife’s grandparents in Indian Rocks.

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

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That doesn’t make any sense. Mingle?

Hey…. the truth is stranger than fiction.

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I will keep reporting this website until it gets deleted. PLEASE REPORT THIS SITE ONLINE. This site stopped being “funny” years ago.

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Shut up and shake it.

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Dear *****, I’ve started dating again and I don’t think i will ever get anywhere close to how i felt with you. maybe one day I’ll find someone like you but at this rate I dont know if it will ever get better

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It’s about standards. Truth be told, from my perspective, we saw each other after knowing each other for about a year, she initiated everything, and 2 weeks in, I knew she was not what I needed. She gave me bad vibes and I tried to end it. She literally begged...

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Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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Try smoking a blunt, oh wait…

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errr

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You’re the only person who’s ever been truly afraid of me. At first that really messed me up, but then I realized something, You can’t buy that. You can buy s** and love, but fear is always true.

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Catlin Jenner didn’t mean to run over that person and kill them. It must be nice to have enough money to act like everything and everyone is fine.

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It was a great evening until our mom came home unexpectedly early from her second shift job. All work had been suspended due to a small fire that knocked out their power as well. The girls night at Aunt Katie’s house wasn’t happening for hours yet. She is not really...

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#Nuke China #Kill yourselves you ugly filthy retarded schizo piss skin zipperhead shitface sliteyed cocksucking chinese #Nuke the chinese after deporting them back to china shithole #We are forever thankful to you karma #Boycott china shits #MAKE A DEADLY VIRUS THAT ONLY KILLS THOSE UGLY RETARDED ANIMAL ABUSING TERRORIST CHINESE...

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Gghhjjkk

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Yo bless up to Corvo Breedo for cummin back thru Cleos and letting the boys run through you!!!! Been a minute since you showd up at whigger wednesdays @cleos place!

~~BASEBALL BAT B**** BYRON~~

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Ding Ding Ding Ding s*** c*** for crack rock! s*** c*** for crack rock! I am Clark Hallisey and I want to s*** your c*** for crack rock or cash so I can buy crack rock over by the Dolphin store. Meet me at the Culmer Metrorail station if you...

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TO: How embarrassing.
I did something like that once but a lot closer to home. I met a girl at a small welcome party. She had just moved in two days before and her neighbors were friends of mine so I was invited. We really hit it off and...

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Hdhdjdkdk

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I love you.

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Oh my god the s** that Michelle and I filled our day with yesterday was amazing and for the most part non stop. We were going to shower after the breakfast was finished and the little left to clean up in the kitchen was clean. I felt like I had...

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