r/hairyholes where u will find pics of Corvallus and his famous backbush, as well as other user submissions

not allowed see Colleges in 60s.. old books toothbrush schedule like psych ward..

Holly learned Spanish before English as U.S. citizen.. “quiet” didn’t learn English until like 4th* grade..

r u going Legalize Trans Marriage like Nashville/Tennessee let Gay Marriage? Or have 2 just change gender marker pose Straight

I am in love with someone who is a world away and we are both in relationships with other people.. This person is in love with me as well. We’ve never felt this way about any else like we do for each other. I truly believe in soulmates after meeting...

He’s like I’m 80 but his license says 30 ..

I’m a male and you should shut the f*** up because I’m alone.

Did you sit on you’re balls? You sound feminine. That fat cow must be yelling at him and slapping his balls on the chair infront of the TV. That’s a LIVING room!

Correction: hear

Last night I prayed aloud for the lord to keep demons away but my dumb self forgot if you pray aloud the devil can here it.

No but I am shaking uncontrollably.

Did the chemicals leak into you’re brain?

I am genuinely scared my I’m starting to get nauseous more and more in my house a door keeps opening and shutting without explanation and there are some bangs coming from the room it leads to.

To the women in her 30’s While I was 19 looking 15 . I would sit at the food court at the mall . I would let the teen boys do their best and try to pick me up . Sometimes I even went home with them . I played...

What will make you Jizzle in class? Thinking about Prestomania splitting your cheeks in a pickle park while he drips Alabama White Sauce down your a** crack while his Black Snake is pounding your backpussy, will that make ya jizzle in class boy???!!!??

stop talking about dicks its making me laugh in class

I’m a women in my early 30s who look somewhat younger than my actual age. I’ve been getting some attention from younger men, some I didn’t realized at first, some I did subtly made the first move. It’s an awesome ego boost for me and I enjoy their attention and...

No TikTok to NF You’re Special. No get Bang with 14pk Slim Jim

I like this guy named Ryan. He’s such a sweet guy. I only started having feelings for him a while ago, but I don’t think he has any idea I like him.
I’m graduating and he’s a year or so younger than me. Idk if it would be the...

No one can be smarter than me. but Mommy. & Wife’s..

I’ll be more careful this time.

To the person at Walt Disney World yesterday: Were you there to hook up with Cream Gene, did you go to Woofin Wednesday, did u see the breeding bathroom on the 1st floor of Terminal B in the corner by Disney Magical Express(RIP) of the Orlando International Airport?

Mommy’s been so firm about no touching on kids. I’d be scared to end up in hell, alone. They end up tryna diaper raise, turning “to be male”

lold “it’s embarrassing to get caught up in things that aren’t/cannot? be real”

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

ok Josh Duggar, your sisters are pretty hot, but bro they are your sisters. If it was me I would at least would have played with their white cotton briefs. unless their names are in the back you could have tried to figure out who’s was who’s by the smell....

Wow.

I forgot I also sucked off Don Lemon at slammers last year. Very short hung for a black, very forgettable jizzlestick.
—CORVALLUS

I dont know how to move on anymore, i dont know who or what i am anymore, i am having identity issues, am i a guy, a girl, non-binary?
I just dont know, i dont know what i want to do with my life anymore, i always put on...

Corvallis sucked off macguyver? Any other celebs?

What’s the madder you can’t imagine basketball stars moving in building projects and parks? Thought you liked the view nica

Uh oh. I edited most of his side of his conversation with his skank. Had him say things like “I don’t respect my wife!” And longer rants. Who knows if he’ll ever see them. I did add some pretty pointed reactions to messages you’d see when you open discord. So,...

2012 they thought germ sheps mom was taking measurements wedding suit not standing back because of Bizarre scene. “dog daycare job”

“u don’t have the lingo 2 get the P******** out the house..” and sell it..

From my research Corvallus Winslow works at a low cost car dealership (a “pot lot”) and often uses the cars for s***** encounters with African American men.

Corvallus all you think about is c**** and assholes, you’re sick!

A prayer, I am 33 plus, do not have much life left in me… for the first time my wife is in hospital giving birth to my baby… please help GOD… help her to be good and well after that

Shake it

Kieran i really like you. You are the sweetest girl i have ever met. I made fun of you because i liked you and you know i was jokin too. I love you so much i think about you 24/7 every day each night. I just want you all to...

Who knows why what is what.