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Oh and my sister said not to worry about the money.

Sorry about the s***** decade. the nightmare is finally over for both of us

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I went to another city for a LGBT party at a remote resort with my friends. I was having little fun. then I tried having s** with a guy. He masturbated me a fleshlight. I think he or Somebody stole my 15 gram gold chain with a multi gems locket...

Today marks 10 years now when I first saw you and heard your laughter, your voice and your sincerity. Your the longest crush I have had and you dont realize it still. I still deeply admire you, darling. Even from a distance and our different paths and lifestyles, I love...

I would f***** pay to see harjit singh get a.s.s. rappped by that bear jack camplin

[Setting: A fiery volcano landscape, with lava bubbling and Koopa Troopas cheering in the background. Mario and Bowser stand face-to-face, ready to engage in an epic rap battle.]

Mario:
Yo, it’s-a me, Mario, the plumber on the scene,
Jumping on Goombas, saving Peach, living the dream.
Bowser,...

[Setting: Scyther stands at a podium in a bustling town square, surrounded by supporters holding signs that read “Scyther for President.” The air is charged with anticipation as Scyther prepares to address the crowd.]

Scyther:
“My fellow Eternians, today I stand before you not just as a candidate for...

The Dangerous Choice: Why Scyther Shouldn’t Be President

Introduction:
In the race for the presidency of Eternia, one candidate stands out for all the wrong reasons. Scyther, with his intimidating appearance and lethal arsenal of swords for arms, poses a grave threat to the safety and stability of our...

[Opening Scene: A dimly lit studio with dramatic lighting and patriotic music playing in the background. Alex Jones, in his characteristic fervor, addresses the camera with urgency.]

Alex Jones:
“My fellow truth-seekers, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the depths of a conspiracy that will shake Eternia...

Bernie Sanders Endorses Scyther for President

[Setting: A podium adorned with American flags, in front of a large crowd gathered in a bustling city square. Bernie Sanders steps up to the microphone, his voice resonating with passion and conviction.]

Bernie Sanders:
“My fellow Eternians, it is an honor to...

[Setting: A grand debate stage in the heart of Eternia, adorned with flags and filled with a buzzing crowd. Scyther and Skeletor stand at podiums, ready to engage in a battle of words and wit.]

[Intro Music Starts]

Moderator: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Eternia Presidential Debate! In this...

Citizens of Eternia, thank you for gathering here today. We stand at a pivotal moment in our history, a time when we must choose the path that will lead us to a brighter future. I am honored to stand before you as a candidate for President, and I present to...

strong bad was like walking down the street one day and he saw this cool guy in a cape and mask and was like “woah thats batman” batman turned around and said “yes it is i batman” strong bad was like “cool dude lets get married” and batman said “ok”

[Setting: The same desolate wasteland where Goku fell, but now with a somber atmosphere. The sky is dark, and the air is thick with tension. Yamcha stands at the site of Goku’s defeat, his face resolute, his aura crackling with new energy.]

Yamcha: (clenching his fists) “Goku, I won’t let...

[Upbeat Music Playing]

Narrator: “America, it’s time to reflect and celebrate the progress we’ve made under President Skeletor’s leadership!”

Soundbite – President Skeletor: “Together, we’ve faced challenges head-on and emerged stronger than ever.”

Narrator: “From revitalizing our economy to strengthening national security, President Skeletor has delivered results.”

Soundbite – Voter:...

Aftermath of tragedy’s toll,
King Philip’s War took its soul.
Tribes dispersed, settlers stayed,
On bloodied ground where peace once laid.

Memories linger, scars remain,
In history’s tale of loss and pain.
Yet lessons learned from war’s cruel lore,
Echo still in New England’s...

Brother against brother, they say,
In King Philip’s War’s dismay.
Tribes divided, loyalties torn,
In battles fought from dusk till morn.

English colonies felt the strain,
As alliances waned and waned again.
A bitter conflict, hard and raw,
Leaves scars in history’s ancient maw.

King Philip, proud Wampanoag chief,
Sought to protect his people’s belief.
Against encroaching English might,
He fought for freedom, day and night.

In forests deep and rivers wide,
He led his warriors with pride.
A struggle fierce, a nation’s plea,
King Philip fought to...

In the land of New England’s shore,
Where tensions brewed and tempers tore.
King Philip’s War, a fiery storm,
Native tribes and settlers swarm.

Amidst the woods and fields so vast,
Came clash of cultures, first and last.
Blood and sorrow, bitter cries,
Echoes...

Artemis, the huntress so fleet,
With her bow and her quiver replete.
In forests she’d roam,
With her nymphs, she’d call home,
Goddess of the wilderness sweet.

Zeus, the ruler of gods on high,
From his throne, he’d gaze at the sky.
With thunderbolts he’d wield,
No mortal could shield,
His power none dared to defy.

Hades ruled the Underworld’s gloom,
In darkness, where shadows would loom.
But his heart did warm,
For fair Persephone’s charm,
Spring blooms in her yearly exhume.

Athena, so wise and so bold,
With her shield and her spear made of gold.
She sprung from Zeus’ head,
Fully armored, it’s said,
Goddess of wisdom, we’re told.

Apollo, the god of the sun,
In his chariot would run and run.
With his lyre he’d strum,
Till the day was done,
And night followed where he’d begun.

Young Narcissus was terribly vain,
Admiring his own handsome mane.
He fell for his reflection,
With no hint of discretion,
And forever in self-love, he’d remain.

I once spent an entire weekend binge-watching cooking shows to find new inspiration for meatball grinder recipes. It was the most deliciously educational weekend of my life.

I once got into a heated debate with a stranger over the proper way to eat a meatball grinder—fork and knife or bare hands? We agreed to disagree over another meatball grinder.

I have a recurring dream where I’m floating on a giant meatball grinder through a sea of marinara sauce. It’s bizarre, but oddly comforting.

I once tried to impress my crush by ordering the spiciest meatball grinder on the menu. Let’s just say it didn’t go as planned, but at least it was memorable.

I accidentally spilled a meatball grinder on my date’s lap during a romantic dinner. It was embarrassing, but they found it hilarious and we ended up laughing about it all night.

I confess I’ve used ‘meatball grinder emergencies’ as excuses to leave awkward social gatherings. Sometimes, the craving is just too strong to resist.

I once got into a heated argument defending the superiority of meatball grinders over all other sandwiches. It ended with both of us eating our words, and yes, a meatball grinder.

I once bribed my way into a sold-out concert with a meatball grinder I smuggled in. The security guard couldn’t resist the temptation and let me through.

I keep a photo album of every meatball grinder I’ve ever eaten. It’s my weird way of documenting my culinary adventures and memories.”

I accidentally broke my neighbor’s window playing baseball. Instead of confessing, I left a note and a meatball grinder as an apology. Surprisingly, they loved it.

I broke up with my ex because they criticized my love for meatball grinders. It was a sign that our tastes in food and life were just too different to be compatible.

I pretend to be a vegetarian in front of my friends, but in reality, I indulge in meatball grinders whenever I’m alone. It’s my little rebellion against their judgment.