[Setting: A fiery volcano landscape, with lava bubbling and Koopa Troopas cheering in the background. Mario and Bowser stand face-to-face, ready to engage in an epic rap battle.]
Mario:
Yo, it’s-a me, Mario, the plumber on the scene,
Jumping on Goombas, saving Peach, living the dream.
Bowser, you’re a big bad turtle, all fire and roar,
But when it comes to rap battles, you’re just a snore.
Bowser:
Ha, you think you’re tough, with your overalls and stache,
But I’m the king of Koopas, bringing the heat with every bash.
I’ll stomp you like a Goomba, crush you with my shell,
Bowser’s in the house, you’re just a plumber, oh well.
Mario:
You kidnapped Peach again, man, that’s so old school,
I rescue her every time, like it’s my job, fool.
Your fire breath’s hot, but your rhymes are weak,
I’m Super Mario, jumping high, hitting my peak.
Bowser:
You’re a hero, sure, but your princess is in my castle,
I’ll toss you in the lava, watch you sizzle and hassle.
I’m the baddest Koopa, ruler of the land,
You’re just a sidekick, Mario, don’t try to expand.
Mario:
You talk big, Bowser, but you’re all bark and no bite,
I’ll swing on my vine, you can’t handle the fight.
Luigi’s got my back, we’re a dynamic duo,
Bowser’s rhymes are weak, mine are pure fuego.
Bowser:
You and Luigi, brothers in crime, I’ll crush you both,
My Koopa Troopas got your number, that’s no joke.
I’ll send you to the dungeon, end your game, no reset,
Bowser’s the king, Mario, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
[The rap battle intensifies with each verse, as Mario and Bowser trade barbs and taunts, their respective crews hyping up the battle. The crowd of Koopa Troopas and Mushroom Kingdom citizens cheer and jeer, adding to the electric atmosphere of the showdown.]
[As the battle reaches its climax, Mario drops the mic with a final flourish, while Bowser steps back, conceding defeat with a growl. The audience erupts into cheers and applause, acknowledging Mario as the victor of this epic rap battle.]
[Fade out, with Mario striking a triumphant pose and Bowser begrudgingly acknowledging his rival’s skill.]