S*** my damn backsnatch!

@Yaboispoops…

F*** you.

D*** weed.

I once fucked a girl who owned a female Chocolate Lab. One night as I was f****** her d********** the lab snuck up on us and started licking our juices. We both froze….but just let her continue. We both came very hard that night. We never talked about it but...

I know it won’t be ME finding out if it is.

Sort of like a Rick Roll but even more gross.

How do we know you aren’t that black homosexual in a desperate attempt to make me vomit in disgust?

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recently started going with a chick into B*** she got me to let her be my mistress and she has a box of what she calls the toys whips paddles belts floggers riding crops she uses it on me. she wears aca mask and skimpy costume me im b***...

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Corvy B yeah I’m talking to you Mr Breedo you better cancel your plans cuz this big d*** daddy is gonna snap that damn balloon knot this weekend and you better have a pyramid of Bufords waiting for my request!

Had egg salad sandwich.

A big dicked daddy is coming from Houston to BREED MY BACKSNATCH all weekend starting tomorrow. I’m gonna be like Kenneth Pinyan by Sunday.

– CORVALLUS

THE OFFICIAL AMINO S***-LIST

welcome everyone to the amino s***-list! Here I will list off the global accounts of users and what they did that was s*****!

I encourage that everyone go and report these fuckers to get them off amino!
So let’s get started!

@yeahthatsmealright (and their alt...

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WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
DJ Icey makes his homecoming return and keeps the vibes chill on the dance floor but steaming up our playmaze, $2 well cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is...

Jim Allen and Jim Billie double slim Jim spitroasted Donald Trump in a suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood Florida in 2015

Cream of Pole

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@if you want to be my friend treat lightly: can’t imagine wanting to be your friend. you sound like a user and an a******.

I have a LUST for DEMON SEED! BREED MY BACKSNATCH

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE ahora!

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You know what’s an even bidder problem than my 5 8 midget height which prevents me from dating or having s** with any of you prize “women” on this site?

Every morning when I set to work I have a black spot on the tip of my nose? I have...

A short man tried to hurt my feelings.

There are human beings that openly drink and eat a liquid made of blood and pus that actually comes from different species and is made for a different species. These sickos aren’t even embarrassed. They kill these animals for it! They call it… “Milk”

Checking out of the motel once again. I am having an affair with one of my wifes married with kids male boss. We started flirting on facebook and turned into cyber s** then this morning we went through with it. I know i should feel guilty but i don’t because...

Just came home yesterday from a bachelor party for a friend . To spice this party up . Couple of the guys noticed there was a uber driver in the hotel parking lot . They went to chat with him . He replied sure He knew of a local honey...

I’m a unhappily married catholic. We were working In a different area this summer. In the woods as a thrill I exposed my t*** to my husband and we noticed a farmer in the next field looking. He encourage me to turn and let him see.I flashed and enjoyed the...

Yes we are Vietnamese. We are taking over Fakebook and the world. Revenge for Vietnamese war.

Wtf is happening to my facebook I’m seeing a bunch of Vietnamese people

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A College Senior wanted to beat me up last night, I was scared.

I kept my cool even though they just hit me in the head and the adrenaline, bloodthirst didn’t help but someone broke it up.

I was scared that I could’ve ended up taking a life.

Could’ve...

My dad was blacked out drunk not long ago while my mom was out of town….I went into the room and made him think I was my mom…I can see why my mom loves him…I had the best s** ever that night and was filled with what felt like gallons...

Mitch McConnell and Newt Gingrich spitroasted Donald J. Trump at Trump Tower while Bernie Kerik sucked Don’s tiny mushroom c***. This happened right before the series-clinching Game 6 of the 2009 World Series. After their o***, they cleaned up and went to the game together.

The next day, Bernie plead...

Ray Harryhausen and Uncle Forry spitroasted a young Harry Knowles behind Dan’s Hamburgers on South Congress in 1982

I tried to have s** with my gynecologist today during my visit. He didn’t exactly tell me no, that now was not a good time.

Clash Of The Titans, Perseus Vs The Gorgon (1 & 2) on YouTube. That’s the full scene. Enter Medusa. I love how they slowly introduce her.

Don’t feel bad.

I just saw two extremely overweight lesbians (I assume) in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, with hair that looks like Elvis. Yeeesh…. How do they sleep with each other? God. Lose some weight and find a better hairdresser. You can’t fix your faces, but do something with...

What do you mean?
When you nod your head yes,
But you wanna say no?

What do you mean?
When you want me to stay
But threaten to shoot me on site?

Well…. I don’t have your cell number, so no text for you but even if I did… I don’t love you. Not even close.

You can pray for me all you want but… I don’t do anything illegal. I’m not stupid and don’t worry about it, you WILL get...