I went away with my girlfriend for the first time this weekend, we went to a b&b at the sea in Somerset.
It was great and everything went well but oh boy is she weird. The first morning we were there she got out of bed and went to the little shower room and toilet and sat and did a poo with the door wide open, then she wiped and came back to bed and let me f*** her from behind.
She didn’t wash her hands either.
