Last nite was Christmas eve and we were at church. It’s always so busy on Christmas and we were sitting way in the back. The way the pews are in back they are angled so you sort of look at other pews. I kept seeing this guy look over and...

The gaping a*** of the horse carcass posed a problem. How could I bring my peanus to o***** in such a chasm?

💡

Saturating a small tarp in baby oil, I crammed it into the equine’s r*****. It provided enough desired friction and I came deep inside the steed.

I’m staying at my bf’s apartment for holidays. He crossdresses at home and has nicer lingerie than I do. Crazy huh?

I was laying on my couch when I suddenly heard a loud thud from upstairs. It startled me and I wondered what it was, but I was also instantly reminded me of Ashli Babbitt’s corpse hitting the Capitol floor after being shot dead by the hero police officer. My laughter...

All I want for Christmas is a big thick NIGGERCOCK or two right up my Bodacious Backsnatch!

If you’re a black buck reading this at your crib on your cricket wireless phone thinking “yo I wanna check out dat Bodacious Backsnatch on Corvallus I wanna split his white cheeks”...

All i want for Christmas is…..some any female with a flexible neck to dm me on IG hannah_westonland.

Corvallus seriously you sound like the biggest f***** the world has ever seen

This is your mirror. 🪞 Do you like what you see? This mirror is enchanted- it captures what’s in your soul

While on vacation,my husband got me drunk and stoned and talked me into having s** with another man. I knew it was one of his fantasies so I decided to go through with it. Our hotel room had an overgrown bush in front of the window, so he could look...

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Went to an adult holiday performance of the But.tcracker Ballet last night. Guys in tutus and tights dancing around like girls. Too funny.

The unexpected wedding. It was ten years ago. I had my first taboo experience when I was 17. We were on vacation for two weeks. On the way home we stopped at Mom’s older brother’s place. Aunt Beth and Uncle Jeff lived on a farm. So here we out in...

Omw to Burger King because I’m always alone, lonely, and need a good w***-session 💀

Three days in a row I have gone to the parking lot during lunch and hooked up. The first day I couldn’t believe one of the hottest guys in school wanted me. The next day was like a dream like is this happening again. Today the hottest guy in the...

I fucked Liv Morgan in bed,
I proneboned Tiffany Stratton on a couch,
I gave Bailey a*** in the Bathroom,
And I wasn’t going to f*** Asuka in the showers.

I vibe in pan/ties. Get all tingly and turned on in beautiful lingerie. Love to have an accepting gf swallow my little manhood.
Please don’t be offended.

Our first year of marriage we went on vacation. While we were out, we stopped and visited Steve’s parents. One morning his mom looked at me and said she could here our bed bouncing. But couldn’t hear any moaning. She looked at me and said I should had married his...

S*** my damn backsnatch in a pickle park bathroom Corvallus you ratsoup eating jew! My backbush gonna look like a mustache on your damn lips boy! Need me some white cheeks and I don’t mean maybe I’m on bone and need to wild out.

The Slammer

I’m gay and use a solid silicon dong in the back door. I call it CORVALLUS. Love his confessions, legend..

Defecation syncope

CORVALLUS can be found at the slurp ramps pickle parks and rest area bathrooms but he’s pretty much just a two bit gas station guzzle guy who’ll drain your sack for $1.70 and a Newport cigarette

I was snooping around my roommate’s bedroom when he was out and I found an extra-large wooden corkscrew under the bed. Inside the ridges of the corkscrew was a brownish residue. I slowly brought my nose to it and smelled s***. He’s been packing this up his a**!

So ends another Yearly Jeffers Family Christmas and what I want now is 12 Days of Therapy after the insanity that ensued. We were having dinner and Bob kept farting and then he s*** his pants and then went over to Santa to ask Santa to Wipe his A** for...

My name is Corvallus and as a young whigger coming up in the game I got turned out on the streets of Florida by a mean and greedy Pimp named The Hallisonian or Clark T Money.

He slammed my cheeks in front of all his black friends then started...

INT. 321 SLAMMER – FORT LAUDERDALE – NIGHT

Music thumps. Neon lights. Sweat, bass, and bad decisions.

VITO SPATAFORE stands at the bar in a loud shirt, way too tight. He scans the room like a kid who ditched school.

BARTENDER
What’ll it be?

VITO
Vodka soda. Heavy...

Don’t need no KORVALLUS KRINGLE when you got the ALABAMA SANTA in da house with some gifts for white boys in my Santa bag. I got some farts for your face a hardcock for your booty or throat and a slap for your damn mouth!!

When the Alabama Santa...

I knew she was wild when she came up to meet me. She was attractive and very voluptuous and she wanted to f*** me. There was another guy she was talking to that night. She eventually was talking to both of us and gave us both her address she put...

CORVALLUS here! I am 100% real and sleazy but sometimes some of my fans add to the lore. Even if what they say isn’t exactly true trust me I’ve done it before! I’m the sultan of sleaze!

I’m flying on tina and pig sweat poppers and I need some BBCs! Where are all you worthless shiftless NIGGERBASTARDS at?

I’ve been GREAZED and SLEAZED since 9 and not a single one of you dumb cheap BUCKNIGGERS has come through my alligator FUCKHOUSE. Where is Kramer when you...

I recently traveled back home for a relative’s funeral. While there I ran into my God Mother. She said William I haven’t seen you since you left for the military. I told her that I decided to stay in that area after leaving the service. She said your what 22...

Back in the 90s I took a cruise from San Diego to ensenada Mexico and I went into a little dark bar there and met some navy guys who were drinking and having a good time.

I walked in wearing skimpy swim trunks and a tight t shirt. The...

My bf has a pan.ty fetish he told me right away he wears them smells and masterbates too fcking funny

Listen up jackass crackers, white bottom biatches and honkeylipped jewfags I got a message for you:

Drain my balls

Fill me belly

Don’t ask me for shït!

And watch that damn N word before I snap that pink balloon knot boy

I miss Dating My Older Sister Dina, After she got her Condo we spent so much Time together she was in her early 20s I was late teens like 16/17, we hung out at her place alot, We would order out alot lots of Sushi s*** meals like that, I...

I love being n*** outside. Live in Florida so most months are warm. I go to n*** beach and hike naked in a park. My d*** is not big, doesn’t get in the way.

When I was in college, I dated a cute short petite girl. It didn’t take long for me to figure out she was a heavy sleeper. If she had more than 2 drinks she was going to be out like a light. I occasionally took naked pics of her when...

2 rude gay fat girls, one with brown and red hair with a dark jersey and one fat black woman with a sleeveless white shirt and gray skirt are being extremely rude and harassing people at Target in Palm Desert, CA. They’re sent by Satan. Their car number is 9UGA912.

Urine!

23 f Halfway through my monthly just for fun. My b o o b i e s aren’t large enough for a b o o b i e f u c k . So, hubby shot a load on my stomach. Then watched me run my fingers through it so...

From The SC Vault: BastardNuts Byron and Arizona Iced Tea Armando spitroasted Corvallus tonight at Hank’s Bar. Face Farter Frank was farting on his face every 30 seconds.

There was a party sized sub sandwich oh his back and the other bar patrons didn’t even notice this sandwich table...