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funny how easy it is to pull down people with everything, look at Trump these days.. nuff said. He’s officially Left behind.

When I s*** on the kitchen floor my Doberman pinscher eats it.

i once got so drunk, i called 911 and told them a story. i ended up getting drove to the E.R. and put in a mental hospital for two weeks.

my artist best friend betrayed me so I fed her artwork to an AI that now generates thousands of pieces of art that look just like hers

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Piss, s***, and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect little s*** girls.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient
to the concotion — Chemical A**
Thus, The PowerShit Girls were born
Using their ultra-super powers
B**, Bummer,...

except it’s not their private life when they involve someone else and victimize them by r***** them.

I’ve known a few rapists in my life and I never and would never report them to the police. What they do in their private lives is their business.

I don’t know, I think it would be hilarious to just unleash calmly like that on an HR team or person, drag it out for 1/2 hr, film the entire thing and then just throw it out there in its entirety.

Just don’t care, the consequences don’t matter, come...

I did a 3sum with Joel Osteen and a German shepherd back in 2015. Osteen went balls deep in the Shepards a** and it puked on his gold plated Bible. Happy times 😄

THANK YOU American HERO Mark David Latunski for murdering filthy LGBT+ SCUM F***** Kevin Bacon. You have made the world a better place God bless you. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

THANK YOU David Depape for trying to murder Nancy Pelosi and her husband. You are an AMERICAN HERO. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I applied for a job a few years back, it was the funniest call for an I which most people WANT, right? That’s one step closer to getting a job. This guy calls me back, he was definitely black, foreign, I don’t know, African? Could have been New Guinney for...

“God” lmaoooooo

ok

Finding out your full sister is only your half-sister via an ancestry test and your mom getting mad at you and the sister while blaming us for discovering her lie is wild.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just made my German shepherd vomit on my erection!

I am manifesting my boyfriend taking healthy control in our relationship. I love submitting to him and making him feel good. It gives me great joy to do whatever he asks me.

I have come to realize I am a creamer and I cream a lot, like to the point where it’s dripping down my a**. I feel like now learning this the after math has to be 50/50%. We both c****** on each other and we both love it.

CORVY BREEDO just mad cuz I busted his cheeks for weeks in Miami Beach! He keep screaming AYE PAPI and BREED ME BABY!

To be fair he did bring me a large chocolate malt and two Big Bufords like I requested.

THANK YOU Jack Brearley for bashing that little scum niglet Cassius Turvey to death with a metal pipe. You have made the world a better place. 😉😉😉

😆😆😆😆😆A Russian court has rejected an appeal by US basketballer Brittney Griner against her nine-year prison sentence on charges of drug smuggling and possession.😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Today I’m celebrating the death of Cassius Turvey. He was an Australian Aboriginal teenager who was bashed to death by a white man. 😆😆😆😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Hello my name Kofi and I love s** with male dog, but only with stolen mailbox tied over dogs head with skipping rope so can’t bite p****! 📭🐕☻

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

F****** PRESTONIANS BACKPUSSY

Shooting just ONE of the Brazilian Supreme Court Ministers is not going to change anything. There are millions upon millions of RATS on Earth. It’s going to take a BIG broom to clean house.

Number two good time in Africa is DOG R***. But only with stolen mailbox tied over dogs head so can’t bite p****! 📭🐕☻

BABY R*** is number one good time in Africa! 🙈🙉🙊

Daddys special finger always tastes better with a little bit of Nutella on it 😉

So I used to have this bff we have been bffs ever since preschool this happened around freshmen in high school and he met a g****** the internet which she was in the 4th grade and he told me about her and I said to him that he was too...

I had g****** with my brother multiple times.
So this all began when I was 14-15, I’m 22 now and I have never told anyone this before and it’s the biggest secret I have and I want to tell anyone.

We were out camping and our parents sent us...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

kinda suprising if it didnt since most people here are angry at the current gov

do people do that in britland? i dont theres ever been a recent assination here right?

On Sunday 30/10/2022. Brazil will have one of the eleven ministers of the federal supreme court dead. Me and my tactical team are going to shoot minister alexandre de moraes right in the head.

S*** S*** BRITNEY HIGGINS YOU WORTHLESS C** RAG!!! 😆😆😆😆😁😁😁😂😊🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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