When I was younger I used to go into public restrooms and ejaculate on those fold down diaper change tables.

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Guess the word. “NI🦍🦍ER”

Then why are all you’re children on medication before their brains developed? Their pretty fucked in the head, probably destined to either mindlessly gamble their life in many forms of success or total and udder failure.. chow

Corvo Breedo here, need a dozen hung bucks to work my backgash pronto! Hmu on bbrt

I just ejaculated inside my Doberman pinschers r*****. 😁

i just wanted to hug, b** crush you all for xmas and shove this candle rod up your bums cuz he lives in the same town and you don’t even know it. hahahhahaahahah, vvaaabbbaaaabbaaannnanaa!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I’m making plans on a gay cruising website to meet a man at an adult bookstore tomorrow so I can f*** him b******* in a private booth. So far I’ve only had s** with men thru gloryholes,this is going to be my 1st in-face g****** encounter. I’m so nervous yet...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I met a girl and we dated, she was nice, but Bossy with me. We were making out, and she said she had lesbian tendencies, so if I wanted to be with her, I had to wear her clothing. So I agreed (to get laid) and she put her bra...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

My Dad put me in both Basketball and Softball growing up. He also caught me watching lesbian videos at 11 years old. Yet this man has the AUDACITY to be surprised when I finally come out the closet at 25!

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I had a 100+ man chocolate train ran on me in Atlanta aka The Midnight Train To Georgia. Many of these gentlemen had recently been out of prison and missed wearing out a tender white cracker’s cheeks and o-ring.

NO LOADS REFUSED!

RAW IS LAW!

IF YOU’RE BLACK SPLIT...

My friends and I will follow the light to tomorrow. Cave dweller.

It’s amazing how you f*** a girl, and n***** hate. She’s just as fat and sour as the six week period she bust her stitch’s and ruined that t***. You gay n**** eatin hot loads fresh out the hot pocket. I don’t care how fat you get you’ll never lift...

You tried to kill yourself over f****** cat food, but sure I’m the fucked up one

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

If an alien asked for a kidney, you would give it to him right? It is for his mother. And if you don’t give it he will take it anyway. And maybe one of your lungs. Give him the kidney.

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

One night, after my wife went to sleep, just to try it out, I sneaked out of the house and went to an all-night adult book store. I blew this random old guy who had a huge, uncircumcised p****. I swallowed.

ONE + TWO + THREE + FO’

IM OUT HERE ON MY JIZZLE STRO’

F*** ME NOW CLUB AQUA

Honestly, I love the little i to describe your past. It’s a total lady women thing.. Anyone watching the game?

when i was thirteen, i made out with my bestfriend for 5 hours straight. we’re in his lower bunk and my 2 other friends who are a couple at that time are also doing some nasty s*** on the upper bunk. when we turned on the lights by the end...

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk was one of the most berating, abusive and thoughtless dicks that I ever worked for. He gave me PTSD which has lasted to this very day. His good friend s******* harassed me infront my colleagues. I hate Perry deeply. I can only hope that wherever he is right...

When I was married, my husband gifted me with a replica of certain anatomy. Several years later, we got divorced. I took the replica with me. And a few years after that,I found it in a box at the back of a drawer. It was not in great shape. Batteries...

The only nice t***** I’ve ever met was the one my brother and I beat the living s*** out of in Orlando in 2012. He was nice because he swallowed most of his teeth rather than spitting them at me like most of them do.

I had to wear a neck brace for over a week after trying to do a 69er with my landlords Chihuahua. Hurt my neck real bad 🙁

Hey there my friends and freaks KORVALLUS KRINGLE here been a bit of a bummer day but when I thought the clock had run out one of Tampa’s Top Jizzlemen hit me up to plan future BACKSNATCH BREEDING sessions solo and as the pig in the poke Gonna be taking...

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

I just opened my Doberman pinschers poohole with my thumbs, F*** YEAH!!! 👐

Creampied my 13 year old cousin Cecelias a** spent 2 hours deep on that tight hole she loves a***

H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/mila
I’ll be waiting you 🔥

hey Bangkok Transgender fuckee, hope you hired Big D*** Jasmine to cream you good! That thick c*** of hers will feel like a Pringles can up your p********! Enjoy!

I posted a note on the bulletin board at the largest gay club /bar in the city, saying “wanted several h**** guys to come to my home, at night, use the unlocked sliding patio door, and finish tying me into my b******-bag, then use both ends of me as long...