Yellow Lamborghini Urus at Holt Renfrews
Carspotter416
My parents and I were in Ukraine when the war started Mom was raped by a Russian soldier in front of me and dad The thing that amazes me, mom was willing willing to ride her r***** c*** isn front of dad and tongue 💋 kiss him When the guy said he was going to kill dad it made mom ride his c*** faster ❤️
My son went to school in the back of a maybach, niggguhhhhh
Young Dolphin 🐬
My suit is stained with your blood
Evil Santa claus
“Nimm die Shampooflasche und schiebe sie mir in den Arsch!” Ich schrie Garrick an. Er bedeckte es mit Vaseline und tat es
Lots of people dropping DEAD from the Clot Shot. Both fans and players. Suddenly, unexpectedly died. Players who are healthy and physically fit just drop dead. Turns out they were ‘vaxxed’. Some even had ‘boosters’. They got injections of mRNA which is NOT a vaxx. It’s a bio-weapon.
Watching that filthy shitskin n***** NFL ape player collapse and die was f****** incredible. I was dancing around my living room with my friends like a teenager with ADHD.
i keep having dreams about my bf and weird s***, i had a dream that my bf was hanging out with his friends and my ex gf and then he left them to talk to someone, and another that i believe i was a guy idfk and the only thing...
I tried to take a picture of my b******* for medical reasons and ended up taking a slowmo video of it and I hate myself just a bit more for it.
H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. I’m at sexy4.c𝚊m/nena I’ll be waiting you 🥰
I need my damn nut! That p**** assed Jew said he’d take this BBC but he lied! If you can’t take a BBC don’t front that you can! Booty Brandon I need those white cheeks from you. I can tell that you ain’t a racist and you a good person....
Call me Mrs.Kanda Kringle Korvallis
New rule for whites: don’t be bragging up your backsnatch if you can’t deliver the goodies!
After all his bragging on his backsnatch I finally met Corvallus and he couldn’t relax his damn sphincter to let the big bossman in. Saying he ain’t refusing loads my load is still here in my damn nutsack! His backsnatch is probably racist against BBCs cause I was knocking on...
I’m 38 male and I do a** to mouth with my Doberman pinscher.
Chicago used to have an amazing secret b********* brothel. The best part was the Doberman Dungeon. I wont go into all the details but it involved Doberman pinschers, b******, and lots of lubrication.
Sometimes after I make love to my Doberman pinscher I s*** on the floor and he chomps it up in less than 2 seconds. He doesn’t even chew. I think he sees it as a treat.
Your head is grey mine isn’t you have wrinkles With makeup I don’t. mum . You’re older then 40 ya old bags of po oo py
Sniffing my Daughters p******.
I don’t dance in the moonlight but I love eating TimTam’s in the rain.
It’s a gamble, but like that cliche saying goes “third time’s a charm”.
Wigging game rules. 5 points for pulling a trannys wigs off, 10 points if you ran away with it and kept it, 15 points of you got them to chase you, 20 points if the chased you and fell over. If you tried to pull a wig off and failed...
I slept with my best friends brother on coke while she and his girlfriend were in the room nextdoor and they didn’t know
Just got out of the lake for a break. 🤣 he laughed at me because the water was a little cool and my wiener shrink when it touched the water. He said “It got really small like mine!” And I told him it’s cuz the waters cold and he said...
He’s adorable, he climbed on my back so fast and his little wiener started poking my neck when I started walking and now I feel it stiff and I laughed and told him it was poking me and he said “It gets in the way.” And I laughed and he...
We played a couple of rounds of basketball, and then he got tired out so we sat down and he said he wished he had a pool and I told him there’s a lake down the road and we could walk there in like 5 minutes and jump in if...
Every time I jump and my sick flops up and hits my and he laughs and says I have a huge wiener. 🤣🤣 I told him his is pretty big for his age and he blushed. He jumps and his little wiener slaps below his tummy so loud. I think...
the new neighbors little boy keeps pulling his clothes off in our back yard. his parents don’t come outside at all, and he just walks out, drops his toys he’s going to play with on the grass and then waits about five minutes and then he just strips off his...
This is crazy, I just ran out the house from a fire on New Year’s Day, and I’ve undoubtedly lost a lot of items that I care about, but I’m alive and so are those I care about. I even got my babies (my dogs) out.
Life goes on,...
Today on new year I basically had a t******** with my cousins, one of my cousins (all of us are cousins and none of us are siblings), she kissed him while I gave him h******* and he basically gave me backshots (but with clothes on) I promised not to tell...
This morning, I couldn’t finish during s** with my SO, and it feels bad to accept that as a man. I passed out after trying for nearly an hour and had a terrible dream about a time when I was being physically abused by my mother. This was one of...
BREED IN THE NEW YEAR AT 321 SLAMMER
NO LOADS REFUSED
$27 BYOB
I was invited to the Bensons house , to celerbrate New Years with their two boys .
Im a guy , I am well over 6 foot tall , and proportionally built . My big hands and big feet do actually match the d*** .. but I was still...
Thanks. We rapists always have a Happy New Year as the r**** begin afresh! I guess I’m a racist too since I prefer to prey on White girls.
Happy New Year to all Pedophiles, Zoophiles, Rapists and racists!!!
Corvallus did lose his mojo, last time I pulled out his backsnatch it stank and a sloppy squirt of diarea came out of his loose balloon knot! He pulled up his rainbow silk pants and put his pink LL Cool J hat back on and said “look like a code...
I love American dog for s**, but only with yellow gumboot tied over head with garden hose so can’t bite mandingo.
There’s that silly taco village, masterbating to children from behind any other personality, it’s beetle juice. He thinks he’s an innocent intuitive person, he actually is a porch monkey so use to being outside. His lips are swelling from the heat, his skin is even a shade of black though...