He’s adorable, he climbed on my back so fast and his little wiener started poking my neck when I started walking and now I feel it stiff and I laughed and told him it was poking me and he said “It gets in the way.” And I laughed and he said “What? It does.” And I said “It’s a wiener. It’s really awesome to have a wiener.” And he asked how and I said “Well, you can pee with them anywhere, and they feel pretty good.” And he said “I guess this feels good.” Riding on my neck. 🤣