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LLÒYD BRAUN

I had a train ran on me by Rodney and The Fuckheads. It was extraordinary.

Corvallus

I like walking down the beach wearing my Speedo. Love watching girls checking out my bulge and stains.

Past weekend I visited my buddies’ parents place down at the lake. After swimming before dinner. I decided to take a shower. His mom peeked her head in the bathroom and asked if I needed any help? I replied sure. She joined in me in the shower. She asked me...

but you eat razers at every funeral. not me, I just think a bit and won’t go near the dead, I hate dead bodies. then I ate a carrot after shoving up my b** on cam and I got money for it. It felt liberating. Last night I fucked a...

I s*** my pants in the middle of Walmart once

After multiple years of self-pleasure when seeing my mother in various phases of undress, I made a move – the day after I turned age 18 – to approach her as she was getting dresse, and we d for a luncheon.

It was in the main bathroom. I entered...

It’s NiggerNuts Nick in Da house and I just gotta say that corvallus got a stanky and hairy BACKSNATCH I like backsnatches to be clean and waxed like triple A Alan or Backclam Barry my review of corvallus is he ain’t got a clean or compact backcherry and it stanky...

I am 27 and my sister in law is 35. I recently started giving her hints and she used to understand them. Last evening we all went to my wife’s house for dinner where I started giving her hints and she was smiling.

I went to the room to use...

My older brother is very successful and has built a nice house out in the country. The house has a pool and a picnic area in the middle of the woods with a shelter house, brick bbq grill, and fire pit. Last weekend we had a family reunion. After swimming...

Getting ready for a fem boy outing tonight. Body shaved, showered, tug off so no bulge poking out.
Lace mini skirt, thigh highs, cute pink undies, medium heels, ready..

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

I snuck out of school early the other day and went home. I quietly entered the house because I saw my dad’s car there and didn’t want to get caught. I heard something in his room so crept to see what it was. I saw my little sister naked and...

my neighbour’s have s******* triggered me with their loud s** and noises often and dogs barking and f****** and they trigger me into m*********** when I am alone in the house . I been noticing this for a while now. even at night time. I don’t feel the s***** urge...

I went to a small n*** beach today. For the last week I’ve removed all my body hair with a hair removal lotion. I got to the beach and took a spot in the center of the beach so I could be seen by everyone. I could hear the giggles...

Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor...

so what kinda underwear you wearin? cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager

so what kinda underwear you wearin?
cotton or synthetic?

-darrel the manager

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The little bittch is frisky!

gzuz 187

You must give personalities to the Stunticons, They’re cybernetic creations, like ourselves.
Fill them with HATRED for the Autobots, and all that the Autobots stand for.

Lord Megatron

My ex-wife Tisha never knew that I was giving other guys blowjobs the entire time we were briefly married. I gave a lot of blowjobs during that period of my life.

What kind of band name is rodney and the fuckheads? Who makes this shitt up?

meltos mike

Had a w******** last nite. Woke up hot, sticky. Gotta wash the sheets.

My Dad was in prison here in Utah for 12 years and I had no contact with him for the majority of it.. the last few years before his release in 2023, I would send risque pictures to him in bikinis, lingeria, sundresses, and tight fitting clothing just for his...

I’m male and love walking on the beach wearing women’s underwear. I see girls stealing a glance, pionting me out to friends. A few times, older ladies call me over. They notice, I’m turned on.

OOTL: what’s Cleo’s or a Cleo’s guy?

Last night was my birthday. My bf came over after work and said “I’m your slave for tonight “.
So I dressed him in my p@nty and told him to clean the apartment. Lol

BACKPUSSY UP!

CORVALLUS

When my sisters son was 12, he would not m*********, so one Sunday morning me and my sister held him down and forcefully masturbated him, me and my sister were covered from head to foot with his s****, he was still hard, so i took my nephews erect p**** and...

* “who are you Mr.” *

“I live a few houses down I see your sleeping out doors with your boy scout buddies we have to be quite I noticed you sleeping naked your a hippy boy nothing wrong with that can you lay on your tummy again...

I am a femboy at home. Skinny, skirt, hose, ballet shoes on. Feeling so girly azz, no confidence to go out.

My gay lover Beauregard and I were fooling around. I laid on a table naked, raised my legs and put my feet against the wall. Beauregard mixed a batch of concrete, placed a funnel in my rectal cavity and poured in the mixture.

Everything was fine at first but about...

I was at a wedding for my cousin Olivia and her fiance Dylan last weekend and this man kept flirting with me. He was married and was related to Dylan somehow and seemed harmless. He asked me to dance andI always want to dance so of course I said yes...

I like the fem boy experience, dressing up, feeling that high, hornay, shooting off.

Lowkey okay. I dress my bf like a bi itch, put him on all fours and probe his boy hole. Omg he goes off like a bull.

I got caught cranking off behind a neighbor’s garage. I was supposed to be mowing the grass. She watched me finish and goes Time to get back to work. Too embarrassed to aks for the money.

Remembering a long time, swimming naked at the YMCA. All guys, some hard, joking around, feeling gay but not doing it.

My parents and I are Arab Muslim
When we came to America many black men wanted to take mom on dates
For some reason they say mom is a good f***
One black gang member made mom bounce on his c*** in front of me and dad

It’s Friday, drinking 🍸 after work, dressed up like a girl, short skirt, socks, pretty top. So hard in girl undies, got to get it off.

My parents are Arab
Since coming to America a lot of black guys ask mom on dates
I have a couple pics of mom
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