I had a train ran on me by Rodney and The Fuckheads. It was extraordinary.
Corvallus
Marcy Barber is so fuucking hot… she intimidates me with her height. I want to give her daily foot massages while she slaps me around. I want to feel her weight on top of me.
I like walking down the beach wearing my Speedo. Love watching girls checking out my bulge and stains.
