I have a blood disorder.

I masturbated

All my room mates are playing pranks, so as a prank I rubbed my balls on their underwear. Was this too far?

i like girls feet and toes…i enjoy sucking on their toes and licking their feet while i JACKOFF…I’M not sure why , but i find it very exciting to do this while i JACKOFF….mostly the girls laugh at me …but i dont care the feeling i get makes it...

I’m turning 36 later this year, which means I’m literally somewhere between a young adult and middle aged family guy. As much I hate to admit it, in recent years I’ve noted several (inevitable) age related changes in me that affect my every day collecting behavior as well.

I...

Ik ben een meisje en ik ben zo verward over zijn seksualiteit. Ik heb getekend persoonlijkheden, meisjes, maar hij voelde fysiek aangetrokken tot jongens, en ik voel me echt geplakt.

Ever since you fucked me so hard, m*********** just does not feel so good any more. I want you.

I just jerk of in the bothroom where i work. I do this a few times aweek.I get so many hot atractive clients(wemon) that i cant help to get h****,especialy the ones with nice big butts. Its a wierd feeling knowing that someone will catch you masterbating in the bathroom...

I have s** with strangers but with condoms ofcourse. I am very safe!!
I am from a very conservative family. We are catholics, lol my grand parents will probably have a heart attack and die if they knew.
I am a straight A student. I am the president...

She had a t******** with my bestfriend and her husband.

You know you had a crazy fun night when you look at your phone the next day and half of your apps are missing and whatever is left is re-arranged to the point where you can’t find the “Phone” icon to order food delivery. Yeah, had one of those nights...

I often have camsex with older men, I’m a 17 year old girl. I really get off to being their little s*** and following their every order. It has gotten to some pretty extreme stuff now, and I always feel bad afterwards.

I had s** with a girl, and she is not smart enough to see it as a bad thing for us to do.

I’ve had s** with her 3 times. It was wrong.
I’m stopping now, I won’t do it again. She doesn’t care about s**, she thinks...

i cannot run away. im dozing slowly into it………………………God is real ?… Like can someone feel it ? Cuz i really wanna kill myself or God.

I am 15 and my father has a alter ego he calls Bob the B******. Bob seems to come out more when he drinks and feels like all the world is picking on him.

I am a 29 year old man and i caught my girlfriend having s** with another woman, and I was let down. She said I could have s** with anyone I wanted if I would stay with her and she wouldn’t do it again. So I agreed and had s**...

i dont want to seem easy im just eager for your touch. its the closest thing ill ever have to being with you.

Im an 18 yo old girl and i have s** with my teacher and her much older husband.

I’m 15. I did cigarettes in 6th grade and then weed in 8th. I’m in tenth wanting to try shrooms, saliva, and Meth. And I want to sell Meth and make it too…

I am only 16 and i have done s** with my maths teacher.

I wish i can be the boss of my boss.. every employee should have a dream of it… ;)…

I’m straight, but lately I’ve been curious about what it’d like to be with guys. I havent done anything with another dude yet, but i found out that I can lick my own c***, and I’ve tasted my own c** a few times. But I tried something else… i’ve been...

It’s said that the oldest profession in the world is prostitution, but these stories aren’t about that. These stories involve the world’s second oldest profession, being a bartender. Bartenders have been around for as long as mankind have learned how to make booze to dull effects of ones sins but...

This is the real recollection of what happened. Some of it will shock you. Some of it will disgust you. Some of it will make you angry and some of it will make you smile. None of this is made up. This is an exposure of the truth, entirely, from...

My girlfriend makes better chicken from oven than I do.

I was smoking pot in my room when I suddenly felt the urge to poop. I don’t want my landlords to know i do pot, so I located this empty bottle with the big lid in the trash, thinking my turd would fit in well. So I grab it, pull...

3 years ago i had an experience that i never told anybody about. It was 2 month exactly before my 16th birthday when i stayed over at my friend Cassie’s house. I was 15 and had been fantasizing about her dad who i had a secret crush on. This had...

I keep having unprotected s** with randoms
I’m a female, and I live c**. I used to m********* to the idea of gangbangs and being impregnated. The problem is when I started college last year I started acting on it. It started where I’d use a condom and just...

bang for your buck

how about a

fang for your f***????

LOL

vampire joke!!! 🙂

I slept with someone famous… and he cheated on his girlfriend with me. I’m six months pregnant and I just can’t tell him because I don’t want the rejection.

AVOCADO ICE-CREAM

Ingredients
1 1/2 cups avocado puree (see Tip), from about 3 ripe large avocados
1 1/2 cups water
1 1/3 cups sugar
1/4 cup lime juice
1/3 cup tequila
Lime zest for garnish

Preparation
1.After making avocado puree, add water,...

GERMAN AS OPPOSTED TO ISREALI WOULD BE A LOT LOT LOT MORE ACURATE ???? HMMM ???? CUT YA CRAP JAN!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOUR NOT ANGRY OR ANYTHING lllllliiiikkkkke that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU COULD BE STIFF!!!

OOOOOOOOOH I HAVE ENJOYED MAKING DON JOHNSON AND LITTLE SATANIC ROB LOOK LIKE AN A******* OF THE HIGHEST ELK… OOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEH MATE!!!!

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OLD DRAG QUEEN AT THE LIBRARY

where I live some strange men get around. there was a man who used to get the bus who always had a sweet candy pink girly clutch handbag with him that everyone laughed at him his only friend was this four eyed old dark...

I like rainy days, and so do I!

I had g****** with a Friend of Mine when I was 14. i sucked his c*** multiple Times.
I only J******* to t***** p***

reverse dating scene is so popular

I hated the sight of this fat b****** so I went out with him. he is 70 drives a nice car, and I guess that should be all that matters, but I am so shallow I wanted someone my own age! I am...

pass this challenge on and change the world

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT…

ask all your friends around you to see them getting everything you want for yourself and when they are ready to cut...

this one time i got really drunk and i left my friend in the canyon with her boyfriend and i walked into her house and broke in through her balcony and since i had lost my socks, i stole hers, this happened two years ago and she still doesn’t know

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