Furthermore to the mad women I've met online, one was a crazy cat woman. Yep she loved cats so much so she had adopted a stray tom cat didn't get it

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Furthermore to the mad women I’ve met online, one was a crazy cat woman. Yep she loved cats so much so she had adopted a stray tom cat didn’t get it neutered and it pissed all over her clothes.

Any idea what it’s like to be stuck in a car with someone stinking of tom cats piss? I worked in a pallet yard back then and knew tom cat piss when I smelt it. She was 29 and smelt like an old stinky pissy woman that you’d get on public transport.

Kiss? I’d rather lick a toilet bowl.

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