I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.
A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS! +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band. Context and Usage The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”). Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.
Well I’m a tom boy so I have a bunch of friends that are boys. One day they invited me to play sports put when I arrived they were all in just underwear. So they told me to sit down so I did. The next thing know I’m sucking a...
Just had the crazy drunk lady next door (who is much more attractive than me) accost me at my car as I was bringing in the groceries and tell me “We should f*** – just for fun.”
I do not f*** drunk women – sorry. I have never seen...
I seem to be going through some type of spiritual expansion and while I am really, really enjoying so much of what I am experiencing, it’s not something that I feel like I can talk about; not just because no one would believe me but because there are aspects of...
I am now going to j******* to a movie poster for “the odd life of timothy green”
I have a huge leg fetish for that poster, so I threw away the megan fox poster for this, and ever since had better and longer lasting orgasms.
Get two containers of rice. write “love” on one. write “bloody wanker” on the other. observe.
what? right.
I love the way young women wear their hotpants right up to their arses, hugging their beautiful arse cheeks. Especially if they’re really skimpy and tight. Really good to enjoy looking at those lovely curves. I enjoy a good w*** when I get home!
I am a female sub and my dom is a (real) teacher. One weekend he took me to his school and made me wear a short skirt and pig tails and call him Mr. ****. We role played that I was his student who was getting in trouble for dressing...
My boss made me stay late last Friday to lock up after our design team V___V
Entertaining myself I got a little crazy and… from about 12 midnight until 1am I was naked having “fun” x///x I even went into the empty office next to where the guys were working...
I want to be rid of my virgnity. I seriously don’t care to who. Even a stranger would do fine.
Entertaining myself I got a little crazy and… from about 12 midnight until 1am I was naked having “fun” x///x I even went into the empty office next to where the guys were...
I had a lucid dream. I could do anything I could imagine. I fucked lots of people ( m and f) and flew to the moon. Such an awesome power trip, I suggest you try to have one.
My 19yr old bisexual step daughter has been having a relationship of sorts with a great guy and while she was outta town for the day last week him and I had a little wine as well as some intense s** (smoking s** to boot!) I couldn’t resist worth a...
I went from sleeping on a friend’s couch to owning a house on the beach. I’m still in shock over it all and full of wonder but appreciate knowing every day that, if you let it, the Universe can bring the most amazing things to you in the most amazing...
I’m a furry and I’ll be honest with you; When I watch Wilfred I get turned on. Seeing my first episode kind of awakened me to the fact that not only do I enjoy looking partly animal, but I find other furries very s***.
I am feeling very guilty for a rather perverted liaison that I had at a convention I attended in New Orleans. My husband would probably divorce me if he knew. I feel like I have to talk to someone about it but I am afraid I look like a pervert....
I was in the hospital and the nurse kept brushing against my p****. She kept deliberately doing it and I ended up getting hard. I was pretending to be asleep and eventually she started rubbing me. Just before I exploded she took off her glove and walked out of the...
I’m having an affair with my best friends mum. It feels like something out of a movie, I get such a thrill when I’m with her, and as I’m close to the family no suspicions are raised when I’m round there all the time, regardless of whether my friend is...
So. I broke my foot 4months ago. Every doctor shruged me off because of my insurance, an now, well. In my foot I now have tendinitis an bone fragments an is scheduled for an MRI. To all those doctors, I was f****** right !!!
I walk on a walking trail every morning. I often see a guy that strokes near the picnic tables. I am usually with a friend and we laugh or ignored him and pretend we don’t see him. When I am alone I’m nicer I smile or say hey, I can’t...
On the day before my 18th birthday, I went to see the guy I had hooked up with one month earlier. I should mention that he was: a) my first kiss and b) fifteen. We had a great time; he treated me to a delicious lunch and then we walked...
tbh I’m 14 and I’ve been going out with this 18 year old guy for the past 9 months, my mom thinks he’s gay and that’s why she lets him come over. she thinks we play call of duty in my room but we actually just have s**. lol.
dear zoe sorry for catfishing you……..do you forgive me now?
it’s been like 4 years and I still think about you.
I like to lick my moms p**** juices from her vibrators, and then I c** on them and rub it into it. My mom has her tubes tied, but I just love the thought of her m*********** with my c** inside of her.
I am 16 years old. I am the typical teen girl and I was curious. So My dog James was forced fucked. It sounds disgusting but I really liked it. Unfortunately I got a rare disease and my parents then kicked me out. I don’t even have enough money to...
My older brothers friend is super hot and he’s 18. I’m 13 and one time when he was over we slept together. Now I’m pregnant and I don’t know how to tell him.
My boyfriends in a band and he’s the drummer so he goes to there rehearsals early to warm up. One time he asked me to come with him so I did. We ended up having s**. About halfway through our s** session one of his band mates came in and...
You know that movie Ruby Sparks?? Well I’ve created in my mind the perfect boyfriend, he’s tall,brunette hair,dark eyes amost 30 years old with the most delucious smile.I dream about him a lot and those dreams with him are so full of passion and love.He is very seductive with...
My first girlfriend talked me into m*********** in front of her. I resisted but she kept rubbing me and teasing me. I got crazy and she told me to take off my clothes. So, I did. We started kissing and she rubbed me again. Then she said “come on, do...
I am a cosplayer if anyone know what this mean my manager is my best friend since we were 6 years old any way he told me that i need to wear a bikini to a photoshoot and he gave me the bikini it was very s*** and well hot...
I grew up in a beach house. It was beautiful…..endless sea, dunes everywhere and it was so quiet. It was so quiet that I used to sneak into the dunes in the morning to j*******. I would just walk into the path a bit and pull down my pants and...
Damn bro. I feel like motherfucking Gamzee Makara. No f****** joke man. Took some Focalin. Two 20 mg. Brother don’t take em anyways. Damn. Feel chill as f***. I can’t tell my boyfriend tho. Damn. Have to take this damn drug more often. Motherfucking cool as s***. Love this damn...
My husband left a week ago and will be gone two more weeks on a business trip. I went out to an underground club last night with Angie who is a total s*** but my friend. Her and I had drinks and danced together. Different guys kept grinding us as...
i am a 29 yrs old man and i am not gay , what i did today is i slept with a guy and i regret it a lot but there was no penetration icluded that i am relieved for but the whole thing i do regret
Tonight my husband and I went to the movies for a date night. It was a late night showing so we happened to be the only ones in the theater. Towards the ends of the movie I jerked him off and let him c** in my mouth. All this with...
I’m 15 and me and my step brother have been having s** for 6 months now. He’s 19. Sorry not sorry.
I am the devils son. Everyone thinks i’m joking and says that i’m crazy but its true. I know this because every now and then she visits me when my dad is away and then vanishes into thin air in front of my eyes. When I tell my dad he...
One time when I was staying at my friends house her older brother got home really late and he was drunk. It was really early in the morning and he came into my friends room and asked me to have s** with him. He super hot so I said yes....
I’m a male and dabbled in crossdressing as well as have done some bi escorting work for money, both are just distractions to pass my lonesome times.
I’m a high school senior about to leave to college. All my life, I’ve wanted to move out of the town I live in. That was, until this girl came into my life.
I met her through track in February, when she moved from up North, and the first time...