My Pretty Neighbor Watched Me
M********* and C**!

My pretty neighbor who always
wears a dress with high heels,
let me strip n*** and m*********
in front of her. She told her
girlfriends what I did. Then she
and her girl friends watched
...

I masturbated to the song Bang Bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj

I was on the phone with my best friend when she was acting like she was going to kill herself. Just when I thought I had settled her down, she said “you know what..” and the phone when dead. I tired and I tired to her back called her brother...

OMG! last night I told my grandma I was having boy broblems. Then she went into the garage, came back cracked open a beer, sat down at the table and talked about THINGS and STUFF! ……..It was weird. I didn’t even know my grandma drank beer. I didn’t even know...

I blew a guy in the park last night while a crowd caught us and started watching. it was the first time I felt anything in some time.

I’ve only ever slept with one man, and that one man had to be the person that my girlfriend and I ran into yesterday. I’m really open about a lot of things with Mary. Although my rampant drug and alcohol days in high school I’m pretty tight lipped about. Which...

I’m pregnant and started lactating last month. My husband told me last night that he wants to sit across my lap drink my milk. I told him that I’d think about it. I think it’s really weird.I guess it’s a win win situation. It would relieve some of the pressure...

The other day at my office and 50 year old told me that my generation was filled with idiots who didn’t know anything other than what we got our degree on. I found this quite amusing since I tend to be the guy who gets to fix all the things...

You know how people get all hot and bothered and then they point and curl their toes? A couple nights ago I looked at so much p*** for so long that my calves have been sore for two days.

I jacked-off with a jar of jelly the other day at work in the bathroom. I sneaked a new jar out of the employee kitchen, ran to the bathroom, found an empty stall, opened the jar, stuck my d*** in it and kept sliding my d*** in and out until...

i like it when my tight b*** gets drilled. but im a guy. ~.^

This is a happy/sad/exciting moment for me…

There’s a friend of mine and I was talking with her via WhatsApp. We talk all the time and I don’t know why, but whenever she’s upset I feel it…

So this evening I was washing my hands and I had a random...

im a single mom and i have 6 cats that i finger and i make them eat my p**** and lick all my c**

i want to f*** my mom and dad and have an o*** with my family.

Sometime last year I was having s** with a older guy. So I decided to shave everything so except my landing strip. Fast forward….were having s** and yes I shaved in between my a** but not so he could do stuff to it. But anyway he flipped me on my...

I love to insert tampons up my b*** and j******* while wearing my friend Erica’s p******.

A man who was twice my age made a really lewd comment about my body (which I’d rather not reproduce) and I punched him really hard in the back of the head. The face he made when he turned around was f****** priceless.

Did you know that if you break apart corn after you pooped it out that there is poop inside of the corn that looks whole?

When I was 14 (one year ago) I got shitfaced drunk, I’d drink with my friends before but had never got drunk like that, and on the stoop across the street from the house me and my friends were hanging out at I made out with my friend Justin.
...

i miss having s**.. being touched.. im in a long distance relationship and sometimes i feel like im going to breakdown because i crave physical connection so much.. i feel guilty

Me and my ex boyfriend are really good friends, and the last two nights got high together, (It was my very first times) last night when we got high we had s**.. And now I feel abosolutly terrible about it:(

When f****** my ex wife Courtney F. She would always tell me to f*** her real hard and real loud so that her kids (my step son and daughter ) could hear us f***.. That turned me on and sometimes I had fantasys of pretending my ex wife was her...

Ive been working at this new job for about maybe 2 months now. On saturday night we decided to got out clubbing with to of my other co workers (which were girls) plus there boyfriends and my manger. It was a wild night and my manger and I were the...

I was at the beach and this woman’s bikini was undone in the back so I went up and tied it.

I just found out that my long time intimate boyfriend is actually my fourth cousin

I’ve been wanting to try DMT or Ketamine. I’ve been dealign with major depression for 16 years and need a different experience. Meds don’t work for long, therapy hasn’t been working. I need something else. Rec drugs are around the corner but I’ve never experimented. So frustrating.

You ever came on yourself by accident in public?

I love the warmth comfort of a female when having s** feels like I’m the baby in her stomach almost like home and trust and safety, I just like when all my emotions are at one and you never want the feeling to end yea that moment I love it

I LOVE ANUBI AND I DONT CARE ALIYAH F*** OFF.

There needs to be a word for “the smug satisfaction that comes from giving yourself a better o***** than you ex ever could.” It might exist; possibly in German.

I had s** with two asian ladyboys in during my vacation in Thailand and the s** was so great I can’t have s** with woman now.

Ok, so basically today my BF wore pajama pants to school (he didn’t do laundry XD) and in Physics I started rubbing him a little and he got real turned on so basically I jerked him off through his pants in the middle of class as the teacher basically worked...

When visiting my girlfriends parents house over the weekend they had me sleeping on the couch and her sleeping in her sisters room. Her sister went over to a friends house so my girlfriend and I watched a movie in her room on her bed. It didn’t take long until...

I had s** with two of my cousins who are brothers at the same time. they are my first cousins but we are not close.
Met them at a family reunion when i was 19, they were 17 & 21.
the moment i layed eyes on the 17...

I really want to shag my boss even though, he aggravates me like hell

Last night I was working about an hour away from my house. I searched adam4adam for guys in that area who could host for some fun g******. I found a gay couple who invited me over we smoked some weed and fucked each other for over an hour I came...

Ok so when u was 7 I used to hang out with my babysitters son (we’re both guys) and we would go into his play set and okay this game called S***, lick, kiss and we would do that to each other’s g*******.

Caught my 11 year old sister m***********. Instead of getting angry or embarrassed she let me watch as she finished. She even let me lick her fingers afterwards and j******* on her budding t***.

I want to get g******** by atleast 4 guys or more

I came