This is a happy/sad/exciting moment for me... There's a friend of mine and I was talking with her via WhatsApp. We talk all the time and I don't know why,

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This is a happy/sad/exciting moment for me…

There’s a friend of mine and I was talking with her via WhatsApp. We talk all the time and I don’t know why, but whenever she’s upset I feel it…

So this evening I was washing my hands and I had a random thought that her boyfriend dumped her. I thought how it’d ever happen cuz she’s usually the one who dumps guys, and that guy loves her.

So I was talking with her about an hour ago and I felt that something is wrong. I asked her what was wrong – she said everything is alright.

In few minutes I asked if everything is alright – she said yes.

In few more minutes I told her that I was feeling very negative but I have no idea why I’m feeling this (didn’t mention about my intuition)…. she replied “Got dumped! Makes sense?”

I was shocked when I heard that. I was like “How the f*** I had this thought even before it happened?”

Later I found out that she got dumped 2 days ago…but I still I had no idea what she got dumped. So far it was a secret between that guy and her.

On a personal note, never ask a girl to go out with you after she gets dumped. 😀

New Confession

A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called
RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS!
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“Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band.
Instead,
it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band.
Context and Usage
The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories
or undesirable gig offers
(e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”).
Internet Humor:
It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms
and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.

Related Confessions

Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.