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I spat a tic tac up there last week.

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I fell in love with a tree. I want to ask her parents if I can marry her. But my Dad cut them down. I am so fucked.

I hear a faint music but my laptop sound is off. Is this the Music of the Cosmos? I hope the Matrix doesn’t break all of a sudden lol

I saw a bad car wreck today. Both cars were rendered undrivable. But Jesus made a miracle and no one was hurt. I know jesus will make everything better. Thank you Jesus for being a great Lord.

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My f*** buddy married bf gave me an amazing rim job yesterday near a wooded area. Yes he fucked me also but when my wife got home i was so turned on i had her give me oral s**. I hate to say it but i had 2 orgasms during...

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I’m 25, and I told my coworkers brother-in-law I’ve had a crush on him since I was 17. He’s so funny, caring and amazing. He’s done some amazing things in his life. He’s 53 years old and really cute. I never told him but when he was visiting from out...

My next door nieghbor is in the county jail for two weeks. He will be okay. He is a bisexual.

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I let a homeless Mexican have his way with me. He ejaculated inside of me and refused to wear a condom, I thought I was pregnant. I could feel him pumping his Mexican c** inside of me and he kept shouting and yodeling during ejac. Turns out I wasn’t pregnant,...

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I just ejaculated on my Doberman pinschers back.

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