I’m a really large chick with a meh car who works as a Lyft driver… and yet.. ho-ly shiit, who am I to have done THIS?!

I just made a high roller leave his group of strippers to come to me and pass him my number. …all the while...

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I told my friend that I go over to her house and get high with her. I told her that when her dad asks me to spot for him wile he lifts weights. After I spot for him I grab the Army cot and set it up and take all...

My wife convinced me to cuckhold. I wasn’t too into it. But she was. I’ll do anything to make her happy

I really like the people I work with. The secretry in the office likes to give me and my brother weed edibles. Good edibles. Baked goods. She gave us some brownies a month ago that seriously fucked me harder than I have ever been fucked in 30 years.

This morning,...

I fucked Cleverbot.

One time i poop so hard it big

I was dog sitting at a friend’s house for the weekend and was told that another friend was coming over to help me watch their two dogs. They had a large lab and a pug puppy. I had never met the other guy watching the dogs and was interested to...

My cousin Hope had s** with his girlfriend while I was in the same tent with them. He thinks I slept through the whole thing. But I woke up and saw most of it. Now I’m scarred for life.

I got caught shoptifting cheap stuff buuuut the amount I paid isn’t the amount I snuck out PLUS THE ID I GAVE THEM IS LONG EXPIRED LMAO NO MORE LIFTING FOR ME

when I was a child about 5 I was chased by a puppy and I was scared for my life…

I am here today to confess to you that my mom have the big gay. This is serious problem and watch out pls because your mom can contract big gay too. Make sure your mom stay away from other big gay or else she probably get big gay as well.

i was talking with a boy at school talking about how i want to loose my virgenity he said he would do it for me hes very edgy he talks about the darkness within and other things i said i would think about it so should i say yes

one time i found my twin sisters f****** when i was 11

im not addicted to drugs but i just like getting high i dont do hard drugs just pop some pills anyone else the same way?

I succeeded in humiliating my sworn enemy. First I lured her over to my house. Then when she tried to leave I chased her wore her down then strapped a dust mask that I soaked with something to help make her sleepy. Then I took her to my room and...

one time i fucked my best friend in the showers at school

I confess that I’ve cheated. She’s an old friend and one that doesn’t care I’m married.

She’s a big t** red head who loves that I’m turned on be her and cheat w hwr.

Truth is she is awesome in bed and gives great head.

Going to...

Just after I graduated high school, somebody I worked with asked me to do some work on her computer for her kids. She gave me a key and told me to just go in and do the work, the kids would be at school so they weren’t around to bug...

My current boyfriend gave me herpes about a year ago, when I went to the hospital the nurses had to hold me down to test because I was in so much pain, I have ptsd from that experience, but to this day every time the herpes come back, I want...

1 of my co-workers brings a bag of gym clothes to work and then goes to exercise on her lunch break. She sometimes leaves the bag at her desk overnight. When she does, I wait until everybody else has left the office for the day and then I get the...

I’am Male 14 and I need to confess that i like it to wear Women underwear.
Even tho i still Love women. How do you call that?

My dad is a racist homophobe I haven’t had contact with since I was eighteen. I, on a related note, troll gay bars and adult bookstores on my days off and pick up strange guys. When I see a nonwhite c***, my first instinct is to worship it, while recording...

i wrote to a bikers gang about someone who hurt me. and I don’t feel bad about doing it. this person abused me when they should have been treating me medically and sometimes you got to fight with fire at bad people. I feel no guilt at all. I did...

I had s** with a guy from Tinder twice and after a few weeks, he completely ignored my texted and started to ignore me all together (yet why he was still following me on instagram i do not know) I believe he has a girlfriend anyway and I was just...

I once had s** with my adopted English/British sister who is 17 and I am 18,
none of the family is British but, we’re mainly a Mexican-American family and well…
one night I stopped my sister one night while everyone was asleep, told her my feelings, I
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I love having s** with my dog whenever he wants. I know you’re just supposed to use it as a reward or whatever, but I just can’t bring myself to say no to him! He’s really well behaved anyway, so why not? We f*** on HIS schedule. Anytime we’re home...

I confess I an into i****t and b*********. I practice them with my mom and our dogs, and dad when I visit him. I was raised nudist (by mom) and in a openly s***** house. I had seen mom have s** with male and female lovers, seen her m*********, and...

I like Women with Beard

My sisters ex boyfriend gave me my first a*** experience and it hurt like hell at first of course but now I can’t stop thinking about it. I don’t like doing it to myself because it doesn’t feel the same. I want him to f*** my a** again, and I...

I had s** with my twelve year old daughter. She came onto me though, she sat in my lap all puppy-eyed like and she was just ASKING for it. So I bent her over and slowly gave her, her first time. She didn’t hate it but I came inside. I...

I am in a straight relationship with a man who does not s******* satisfy me at all. I really, really just want a girl to get on Webcam with me and do everything I tell her to do while I watch. But I don’t want her to see me because...

I paid a 16 year old girl (well she said she was 16…) for her worn knickers once. We met in a public toilet , she took then off from under her dress and gave them to me. Then she watched me w*** with them.

I’m a 43yo man, locked in a 12 year long sexless marriage even if i have a very high s** drive.

After so many years of what is basically a semi-total abstinence, i’m now in a secret love with a 25yo lover whose my wife doesn’t know about.

She (my...

I was at my friends Omar’s house yesterday around 4:35 PM with a couple of friends of ours, we were playing a video game session while having some music “Disturbed-The Night” playing in the background while chowing down on some burgers that we bought at Carl’s Jr. Anyways, I had...

do not add marcusdonahue93 on snapchat.
He will show you his p**** and it’s literally smaller than a jellybean. Yuck

My boyfriend broke up with me.
When we were having s** I had the very funny and totally not stupid idea of T-posing while riding him. So I did. I climbed on top of him, and when I was supposed to start h****** I T-posed and stood there as...

Okay so I was playing on my brothers 2ds and I wanted to look up something (there’s internet on there) so when I did it was on google and it said “furry p***”

I’m terrified, he shouldn’t even know what that is

I just hallucinated and have s** with someone I love. I felt toxificated

I saw my wife getting her face slapped by our daughter in law and I didn`t tell anyone about it. We live together in the same house, but I think I like her…She knows how to get what she wants and I adore that kind of women