Being a good soldier means following orders
Adolf Hitler revived
You are human waste! Garbage! Debris! Shitt!
Sultan the Insultor
You know…. You remind me of my father! I fucken hated my father!🔫
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The J0KER
what I’d do for one more f****** day with you…..
My friend was letting her dog lick her down there and so I did to… I went home and did it with my dog now I can’t stop
i f****** hate how complicated on line navigation is with some things , like paypal. how to link a card or account should be so easy. but they make it over complicated and I could hit them. I wish someone would hit paypal for me. paypal are s***.
one time i ate my friend’s wiener for the sake of it. i never say never soon afterwards
When you chug two very strong rum and cokes, and you go to the movies. That s*** hit me like a train while I was standing half-way in the popcorn line. Oh, I am so fucked up right now.
It’s happening!
I posted a few days back about hiring my “step-niece” and how I wanted her so bad. Well, I been joking around and I was at the store for work running an errand and she called me and asked me to grab something and I replied “only for...
I am Met a younger women’s and I see her on a regular basis. She is 24 and beautiful and when she rides me she squirts everywhere. Last time she squirted in my mouth and I cannot stop thinking about her.
I’ve been sleepwalking and I don’t know why. A couple of nights ago I woke up in the morning with chocolate all over my face, in my hair, on the pillow and on the sheets. Then last night I peed with the toilet seat down and woke up with pee...
It was years ago. I was a h**** gay guy 20 years old. I went to a gay cruising park one night. I approached a giant hunk semi-n*** native man. He was a gay basher who beat me and robbed cash from my wallet. Over time going to the...
I have been having s** with my boss at work.
Follow From a young age i’ve always been close to a female cousin 2 years old than me (im male btw), when i was around 8 my family and her family went on holiday and being the only 2 kids around the same age we’d always chill together so...
I cucked my own sisters boyfriend and it felt great i got her with blackmail and over time i got her more and more willing to do things with me till it all came to its zenith and i got her to take pictures of her self covered in my...
I visited Thailand and followed a prostitute back to her apartment without her realizing. I forced my way in and raped her for around 2 hours. I tied her up and left her there while I made my way back to my hotel.
one time i found a dead body when i was 5
I have lab for english there is a really buff white alpha male type faculty staff that works in my college. He was very attractive to me at least. But these past few days I locked eyes with him on more than one occasion. Even my table mates say that...
I’m a 32 year old woman and I just had the sexiest cam s** with a 16 year old guy from Australia. Holy s*** his d*** was massive and that load was incredible.
I’m 16 years old and just lost my virginity to a 55 year old Master whom i just met a few days ago after arranging a g******* where i was supposed to lose my virginity. Now when i get gangbanged, they’ll be f****** a used p**** hahahaha.
Recently I was at a music festival with two of my female friends. Their parents only allowed them to go on the condition we brought along an adult to watch over them and ensure they didn’t get wasted or do anything stupid. My father volunteered, and that was reassuring enough...
So um, you guys know what guardian angels are? Of course you do. Anyway I think I met mine. Except it’s not an angel.. It’s a dog. Yup. A few weeks ago in PE I didn’t have to exercise because I was sick, so I just sat down on a...
Hey I’m back everyone your chaotic singing Hitler. NINE! GIVE ME SOME WINE! SO I CAN CONTINUE TO DIE! ON MINE FINE SWINE! THAT SHINES!
Ok so….I was m*********** with my conditioner bottle and the f*** I was crying the whole time ….it was a mixed feeling…it felt damn good n I was desperate + the guilt continuously bothered me ( why the hell do I have my conditoner inside of instead of my fingers),...
a few days ago I experienced another dark mass trying to appear from the ceiling vent and I call him MOLD MAN> when the lights are out the mold that is on the house collects together to create a ghostly figure that haunts this house and it started appearing in...
I witnessed a head-on collision last night in which one man died instantly and the person in the other car had her legs crushed, and it happened because the man just crossed the double yellow line for whatever reason and smashed the s*** out of the woman’s car, then he...
The suicide hotline just hung up on me. Wowwwwww.
My gf is like a 9/10 and from a conservative home. Many would think Ive won at life, but the s** she had before we met is killing me.
Basically she and her sister went on a camping trip with their family. They were bored and started wandering the area,...
Hey, where’s my friend?! 29 year old here! Wishing you a great time! Looking forward to hearing about it later! ?
When I was still a young teenager.
I had two sisters who were both in high school. My sister’s had gotten into a relationship with a boy from a different high school but they didn’t know that he was dating both of them.
When they found out, they...
At the time of this I was 16 and my brother was 11. We grew up in a normal family (believe it or not later on in the story). Our mother had us stay with a babysitter to care for our baby sister of 11 months. My mom got home...
I kissed a girl and it was amazing.
This happened to me when I was young.
During a boy scout expedition, I had accidentally touched poison ivy on both hands. Immediately I was sent to the nurse and they wrapped my hands heavily and told me not to touch anything for a few days.
When my mom...
I got drunk on my second ever tinder date and drove home drunk and lied to my parents.
When I was in 6th grade I got bullied so much I decided to turn to alchohal my mom stored a bottle of margerita mix (the liquid stuff) I still don’t know what the hell it is but I drank it and it was sour. It helped a little but...
Today I met two women, I slept with both of them,
I went to an adult bookstore today and stuck my d*** thru a gloryhole and let a man s*** me off.
Soooo I’ve been being sneaky and I messed around in my spouse and I’ve had s** with 7 men in the past year but recently number 7# is very much older than my husband and I think I’m starting to like him
I’m gay but i have 1 wife and 5 children … and my mother is proud …
Anyone in San Andreas Wanna f***? I’m an Eighteen year old male. I don’t have any means of transportation. You’ll have to come to me and bring protection. Message your email or phone#.
First off, she was my sister-in-law. I didn’t really want to f*** her, but I did want to put my d*** between her beautiful a** cheeks and grind until I blew my wad up her back. What I did instead was use her satin thongs to j******* with and she...
He is 12 years older than me and I really want to f*** him. His bald head and nice car is such a turn on.
So I play this online game and I have a bunch of friends on there a d some that I am close with. There’s one specifically that I’m close with so I call him my “dad” and another person my “mom” as a joke. So ya see we’ve been friends...