⚔️?⚔️ Hi. My name is Satan. Some call me the devil, Lucifer, etc. Anyway, someone posted earlier that my church(church of Satan) is bad.

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⚔️?⚔️ Hi. My name is Satan. Some call me the devil, Lucifer, etc. Anyway, someone posted earlier that my church(church of Satan) is bad. Well…….yeah…duh…of course it’s bad. In order to inherit the kingdom of heaven you have to be BAD! As far as the “drinking a full cup of liquid f**** matter” is concerned-simply not true. It was only 2/3 of a cup! Bon Appetit!

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Mexicans are famous for neglecting their children,beating them or abusing them in anyway. They abuse animals too. Blacks are trigger happy and loves robbing convenient and jewelry stores. Both have way too many children and don’t believe in birth control or they wh*re around. White men are famous for molesting children. No racist comments just speaking the truth.

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.