I f****** hate my boss. She’s always such a c*** and I feel like she really has nothing better to do than make us feel like we’re losers because we didn’t get restaurant prep done the moment she f****** got there! Every morning the whole crew works their a** off...

I’m a 23 year old university educated only child to an only parent. My relationship with my dad is complicated, I’m bi, but he’s my lover. Oh I have a few lovers in my life, I don’t want to be tied down, anyway, him and I just recently started this...

My(21m) coworker(34f) invited me for lunch on our lunch break. Next thing i know we are at her place with my c*** between her huge white t***. I j*** all in her mouth. It felt so goid. Had no idea this woman i worked with was so amazing. Gonna see...

I did too much cocaine tonight

I had several threesomes with a married couple. We both had s** with his wife, and once I had s** with her on her own in a hotel room. She was totally insatiable, he used to really get off watching me with her

I took a picture of my a***, printed it out, and “accidentally” left it on magazine table as I was getting my haircut. As I was getting my hair cut, some chick found it and showed it to the receptionist. I sat there as they passed it around and laughed...

shot in the dark but anyone here from or live in Jacksonville Florida?

When I was 14, I slept over at my best friend’s house and her 18 year old brother (who I’ve crushed on since I met him) left the pair of flannel pajama bottoms in the laundry room. In the middle of the night, when everyone was sleeping, I went into...

I can’t tell my family so it feels good telling the world. When I was a kid my sister would sit on my face without clothes about once or twice a day. I think we both liked it. She did it in about a span of 5 years. I would...

My babysitter when I was young I used to always go down my pants and play with my dank and it always felt he would rub up against my b*** with a hard on and it felt so good so when I got older I met him again we got...

One more hour on my shift and I’ve been fed by many tasty travellers her at Orlando airport. Almost got caught but I wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t really and exciting

Look for me in a white hat and black polo shirt, terminal A 3rd.floor bathroom by.frontier I need...

Earlier tonight the teenage girl in the apartment next door had some guy over, and I could hear them having s** through the walls. After he left, I knocked on her door and told her that if she didn’t give me a b******, I was gonna tell her parents. So...

And when you get the chance… YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi everyone it’s me Corvallus, back in Orlando Airport tonight!y hot hairy backsnatch and mouth are hungry for whatever you have for me, love being a s*** for travellers, airport workers, anyone. If u r passing thru Orlando meet me between midnight and 6am in the 1st floor bathroom by...

I am 25, I just found out my brother fucked all my exes. So I don’t feel bad of telling my truth. That I hooked up with his best friend in high school at 18. He was in love with her but; could not tell her. i hooked up with...

I was really h**** one morning and decided to stack two pillows on top of a chair. I removed everything and straddled the pillows, h****** and rubbing. Next thing I know, my neighbour’s son (two years older than me) is watching me touch myself. Our families are meeting for lunch...

Have to admit that my hot wife hates to give blow jobs. Her friend approached me and said to reach out to her if I needed anything. I did and have been getting awesome blow jobs anytime I want them. It turns her on knowing she is giving me something...

I confessed all my fucked up fantasies to my psychiatrist, and how I used to act on them. It’s a shame she’s trying to shove antipsychotic meds on me now. I won’t be taking them, no need.

I’m a man and I get a rush off going into a grocery store after work, around dinner time to buy a bunch of stuff that looks like it’s going to make an awesome meal, good Italian sausage, a can of plum tomatoes, a jar of sweet basil marinara, some...

I “accidentally” let a neighbor I barely knew see a whole envelop of naked pictures of mine! Years ago, when I was living in an apartment, a neighbor girl (I’m a guy) was moving out, moving out of state. I didn’t know her well, as she was probably 20-something and...

I read some articles that said caffeine makes depression worse so I quit all caffeinated drinks. After about six days of awful withdrawal symptoms I feel SOOO much better. I have energy to do things and I laugh a lot more. I feel downright giddy at times but I also...

can somebody insult me

I have a shocking confession to make which some of you may find bizarre and offensive. I still havn’t told my wife this but I am having an affair with a female mule. We own a farm and I have been having vaginal i********** with our mule. For what its...

when i was a little kid my mom put a voice recorder in my room when she used to be paranoid but she gave me the tape and i was talking to someone or something and we had a full conversation and it ether didn’t happen ,im crazy or i...

I love to fart around people, then leaving the place and watch their reactions…

When I was a junior in high school me and my buddy both wanted to get with this new black senior jock. He paid attention to both of us, and we were both hot for him, one night at a party he chose me, and my buddy got mad and...

last time I was with my dog, chilling, eating Nutella on the couch…and suddenly I had this brilliant idea of putting it on my p****…then Rocky (my dog) ate my bloody p**** and I liked it

Came home last night to find my wife in our bed f****** two strange guys. She looked at me and kept going and came several times. Tonight, I’m drinking and thinking maybe I should go out and get some c*** as well.

Okay so the kinda sorta creepy older guy who lives next door paid me to lift up my shirt and let him s*** on my n******. But the crazy thing is I actually kind of enjoyed it too.

I have s** with my boyfriend in his car A LOT. mostly because we don’t have anywhere else to go (teenagers in a small town) but it gives me such a rush. They aren’t quickies either, we can last an hour or more just having sweet or rough s**. Would...

I asked a neighbor if she thought people could see into my house if I walked by window at night naked. She said probably. I said – well, do a drive by and call me on your phone. She did. I stood naked in front of window, she said she...

I’ve been f****** a man 10 years my junior. It’s exhilarating and amazing. Not only is he incredibly hot but his c*** is perfect. I would make him my husband if he let me.

I had s** with midget girl last week and it was f****** awesome. I am really not making this up but she was one of the most energetic person I have ever met. We have known each other for 4-5 months but never really talked. I began month ago, all...

As his little erection slid inside my wet p****, his body tensed. He groaned, and his balls tightened almost immediately. He moved around for a few short minutes, pushed back in twice, and then looked down at me with confusion in his eyes, his d*** jumping, squirting, throbbing inside me....

Whenever I go on a business trip, I leave curtains open, and walk around in the room naked, hoping that someone is watching. I have also (only once) opened the door naked when room service knocked, well, okay, I had that robe on but it was open, and I assumed...

Well, I’m scarred for life. Just spent the past 2 hours zoning out and watching this random movie- I didn’t really get it and it was kinda boring, so I just zoned out and started fantasizing about one of the characters.
I, uhh…
I didn’t realize the actress...

Last week, I let my 15 year old son’s best friend f*** me, and I have NEVER c** so hard in my life.

I’m single (divorced my son’s Dad 3 years ago), and not dating mostly because of work commitments. My son’s best friend ended up at our house...

i hate jeff golbloom

Whenever I have a crush on a girl and it starts to get annoying or painful I just imagine myself brutally murdering her. I imagine every detail as accurately as I can. I try to imagine what the smell of the blood would be like and her screams of agony....

Back in summer of 2004 me and my parents came to live in a small and old house.We stayed there temporirly for a month.I was 9 yrs old back then,my mom was 41 and my dad was 35.It all started when I walked in oj them having s** in the...