I had s** with midget girl last week and it was f****** awesome. I am really not making this up but she was one of the most energetic person I have ever met. We have known each other for 4-5 months but never really talked. I began month ago, all the chatting and tagging in memes.
We are not serious about each other nor even giving any thought to start or complicate things but I am sure we will have s** couple of times before we become stranger again.

And cherry on the cake when she calls you daddy, it feels 100 times more intense as to any other girl calling daddy.