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I’ve been having wild, amazing s** with my sisters boyfriend.
I’m 21 & he’s 38.

Anyone know a Dawn Helfrich or a Dawn Fischer?

I’m gay and I noticed a guy was looking at me at the subway. I avoided making eye contact, but when I looked, he was staring at me, looked at my eyes and we both looked the other way but I couldn’t repress my smile so that made him look...

I’m on the Sunrail train right now, in the bathroom sucking off all cummers

I let my drug dealer f*** me while I have his friend a b****** for drugs when I was actively using and on a few occasions I went back after I got clean just to have 2 huge dicks at once and threw the drugs out I know it’s a...

Prison is my second home. State prisons can sometimes be boring though. Often I break the law on purpose so I can have a new cellmate with a nice a**. I love to f*** my cellmates up the a**, just for fun. There is always lots of new “fresh meat”...

I let my husband’s best friend, who was his best man at our wedding last year, use me like a f****** dirty w****, and ejaculate in my p****. We meet up once a week, and he just brutalizes me until he empties his balls inside me. He is WAY hotter...

When I used to get high I’d let my dealer and his friend take turns f****** me while I gave the other a b****** it started off as just a b****** while he played with my t*** but after awhile it turned into the both of them having their way...

I was a young teen boy when I was persuaded into a s***** relationship with a gay male who was 5 or so years older than me, id say he was around 20 or 21 at the time.

He was my bestfriend who happened to be very close...

Let me start off by saying I have a fart fetish, so when I had a chance to spend a work weekend with a coworker, and the thought of hearing & smelling her farts, I was psyched to say the least!

I got to do one of the two things...

I just used my moms electronic toothbrush to m********* because I was mad at her and this was the first time I moaned While masterbating

Back when I was in college, in an art class, they didn’t have live n*** models but.. they had a binder of images to choose from, one male, one female. I stuck a bunch of pictures of myself naked in the male binder and there were girls in the class...

I find it kinda weird that in orgasms and build ups to orgasms I don’t moan. My orgasms however are quiet intense with shaking and eye twitching but no sound. They my orgasms are hella addictive though ?

I leave my fly down in public, with my boxers in plain view, on purpose for the s***** thrill. I never, nor would I ever, flash any one. But I do derive a sick kind of pleasure when women notice, stare, avert their gaze, scoff silently, or smirk about it....

My grandpa moved in with us and he took my room. He is a little senile and don’t know what’s going on around him. I went into his room and he was sitting there in the chair and I told him I needed to take his temperature. I told him...

I, straight up, stole $20 from a drunk guy at a party, from his front pant pocket, while speaking to him. I was so hammered and I needed money and I saw he had it and my a** was just so trashed I just took it. He was sweet though,...

In the fall of 2003, I met a 14 year old homeless kid we’ll call Adam. He panhandler in the same spot every day, so he was easy to find. His mother was an alcoholic, and he never knew his father. I would occasionally take him out for lunch, and...

After my mother passed away, my father (62) and I (28) had it rough.
He went to prison and I played music. He got a gang tattoo, sorry to say this, on his pubic bone in jail, says “F*** TEENS”. He is still traumatized by this. After he got...

I went to the hospital to get a rectal exam… I liked it

I masturbated in a changing room of Macys. I thought the door was locked. I was watching p***, and as I was wanking the door suddenly opened and a man stands in shock as to what he was seeing. In my head I wished he would’ve joined but he just...

I had my first date tonight, he got so nervous just trying to say hi that he puked all over me. Not exactly the romantic date I had hoped for, but hey beggars cant be choosers

This happened years ago… I bet a neighbor that if Obama (who I hate and she likes) won second time, she and whatever friends she invited could paint the Obama logo on my a** and finger me — and I’d m********* for them! If she lost, something similar. Well, I...

Im a thief. I use a dating app to find my victims. I pretend to sell my body for money. The conditions is that we’d do it only in a hotel,before s** i always tell them to take a shower first and when they do i take their wallets and...

I masturbated really early in the morning but didn’t o*****. Not long after I was walking and I squirted.

I’ve got a hungry mouth today and tonight at Orlando International Airport. C** hungry contractor working here til tomorrow morning, wearing a blue polo that says AIS on it, I’m around either side of the food court on Terminal A and B, if you see my guys working I’m around....

Back when I had graduated high school I had a friend who was a fat bull dyke in her late 20’s. We no longer talk anymore and we hate eachother but at the time I started hanging out with her and her girlfriend, they asked me if I would go...

I fornicated with my boss which gave me opportunity to go on world tour where I met her ex girlfriend and prolly banged her too. She came to know through social media and it created white a scene..

I’m a 46 yr old housewife who loves to shoot video of herself having orgasms and posting them on line view my video @6013411649 Sandy

My mom was passed out cold last night from too much booze. She was lying on her tummy so I pulled down p******, got on top of her and worked my d*** into her c***. I came all at once inside her. It felt good but had to clean up...

I am a professional circus Clown with 19 years experience in entertaining. I could not have foreseen the catastrophe on that fateful day two summers ago. I was doing a show on stage along side with my sidekick “Moe”(a chimpanzee). Without warning he dug his teeth into my groin and...

My husband finally stopped to let me pee at the side of the road but I need toilet paper to wipe my c***

black guy here who Went to an o*** party a few weeks back for the first time and it was amazing. I would say that everyone should try it at least once. Lots of cool fun people to chat with and f***.

I’m straight of course so I only fucked...

I spent the night at my partners house, he’s a single dad, and he had his kid stay across the street for the night with some friends. We are both woken up in the morning because the kid came in, we swore we locked the bedroom door, but the kid...

I fingered my coworkers FTM son in the warehouse today. His p**** was dripping wet, and he came on my fingers. I don’t know how I’m going to work with her next week hahaha.

I suspect that I am being scapegoated at work. My boss came on to me, and I rejected him. Now the rumor is that I pursued him, and everyone seems to believe that. I don’t know what to do.

When me and 2 of my friends were about 7, we got a few of their sisters, went into my friends basement and went into this tent they had set up. We had only recently (and barely) learned what s** was, and wanted to experience it ourselves, so we had...

My grandfather moved in with us about two years ago. He took my room. About a year and a half ago I was the only one home. I went back to his room and was talking to him and he has reverted back to childhood. I told him that I...

I made out with a guy last year whom i have no interest in. He was just my rebound i guess. We made out multiple times and there was once we went to third base. A few weeks after the incident, we stopped talking and cut communications because he started...

My grandfather moved in with us about two years ago. He took my room. About a year and a half ago I was the only one home. I went back to his room and was talking to him and he has reverted back to childhood. I told him that I...