I had my first date tonight, he got so nervous just trying to say hi that he puked all over me. Not exactly the romantic date I had hoped for, but hey

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I had my first date tonight, he got so nervous just trying to say hi that he puked all over me. Not exactly the romantic date I had hoped for, but hey beggars cant be choosers

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I feel like crying this summer. Been treated so badly by people. it hurts. Im angry. at them. at myself. I never want to see or talk to certain people ever again.

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